Cincinnati Longhorns

This session we take on the Cleveland Indians of the MLR in a very special scrimmage for Vandalia Halen’s final game! #HookEm

This is a lie ^^. In other news it’s time to kick Kurt out of our Twitter account.

We don't stand a CHANCE against the McDophers.

@mcdopherMLN @SlayersMLN @WaverunnersMLN Which I still partly control

@SlayersMLN @WaverunnersMLN Don't fight, just give peace a chance. Also come watch us beat the hell outta the @NattyRedlegs

Both will be in the lineup as we take on the Melonheads this session. Let’s crush em! #HookEm #HornsUp

Second off. We’d like to welcome two new acquisitions. Woofie K9 joins the horns in a deal that sends Hoose off to Reykjavik. We wish him the best over there (except if he pitches against us). Also we have signed free agent Robert Abenduct to play second base!

Oh boy. Lots of news here. First off a shutout inning from Jonjet gives us a 5-2 win over the Flappy Bois. Nice!

I have been informed that the Flappy Bois got one back of a homer. 5-1 tho so we’re still good.

A huuuuge fifth inning featuring an 2 RBI double by Peritestes and a 2 run homer by Wiseman and it’s a 5-0 game! #HookEm

Back to back doubles from Blade and McBaseballface and we’re winning! Tanner Hendrix takes over on the mound and we’ve got a 1-0 lead heading into the 4th!

Hey there’s a game going on right now! #HookEm

But I mean, this is fun

I figure now that I signed with the McDophers I shouldn't be the Longhorns rep.

@HelmsmenMLN I'm tireddddd

The Helmsmen continue to pad the lead! The fifth inning saw Donked McToad and Sandy Collazo score in a Karolina Miaukatwicz single, and a perfect inning from Cal Lidous. We also have so many new food options that have popped up in the middle of all this scoring. #MapleChurros

@WaverunnersMLN #SailOn

@HelmsmenMLN @JimJonQJ Nerd

@JimJonQJ I don’t think you’re a nerd J4

I'm the GM for the AL side of the AL GM v NL GM game. 😳 So much pressure.

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@JimJonQJ Nerd

They're GM?

Their gm

Go Rangers! Also Longhorns are tied with the team that shall not be named