Neal Armsoft

Checking my email just to feel something…

@twoskineddragon @esp3rtamente

Ragebaited myself by asking my mom to guess what a down payment on a house would be these days (she guessed $8,000)

Commenting “this is AI” under people’s huge life achievement posts

@ToastedPandaa @ADAorabble @holeliker Man why you even gotta go there like we’re talking about Ed Edd and Eddy here..??

@ADAorabble @holeliker Sources tell me your people have the highest suicide rate

ed edd and eddy has been off the air for some time now

Yall sleeping on beds

@CultureCrave Holy cow are they desperate

Meta has rolled out their new app ‘Instants’ • Locket clone that lets users share disappearing photos with their friends • Photos last 24 hours and can’t be viewed more than once • Can only use the in-app camera

@fighttheseether You must prevail, Fortnite Johnson. Your tweets are too fresh for you not to.

of course phoebe bridgers drops music when im at the worst point in my life thanks girl

@MajesticSquid_ @JoyOnBroad @ColbyCohen36 @therussjoyshow Don’t forget completely starving the entire nation of Cuba of imports including oil and medical equipment.

@JoyOnBroad @ColbyCohen36 @therussjoyshow THREATEN TO ATTACK NATO, THREATEN GREENLAND AND DENMARK? THREATEN TO INVADE CANADA. THREATEN THEM WITH ECONOMIC WARFARE? THREATEN TO ATTACK MEXICO AND PUT BOOTS ON THE GROUND? THREATEN PANAMA UNTIL BLACKROCK CONTROLS THE PANAMA CANAL BY FORCE. REPUBLICANS ARE THE THREAT.

This has to be the most deranged Team USA take yet. Apparently he thinks Matthews, Tkachuk, Hellebuyck, and Hughes should all be ashamed because.. the US lined up tanks at Canada?

Alexander the Mediocre

@s3ufuturoex Uuhhh a little rude there mate.

Porque homens ruivos são feios e mulheres ruivas lindas?

My tweets aren't good, but they're free

@MajesticSquid_ If you woke up at a Golden Knights game with Trump supporters and a bottle of Jim Beam, what would you do?

@Mubarak_mubious You don’t have to put the balls in, too.

what did you learn the hard way about sęx that you wish you knew earlier ??

Just realized an artist I just started listening to was ai slop and now I feel like a senile boomer.

the right kind of woman will encourage your research on gnomes not be put off by it

Listening to heist music while grocery shopping to feel a lil felonious

Putting every single person in your contacts into one group chat and texting “where are we meeting tonight?”

Seeing a video of an animal that is better than you at one of your hobbies