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I thrive under pressure.. That pressure is usually 'I have 10 minutes to do something I've had 3 weeks for.

The guy on white shirt was defending his girlfriend who was touched inappropriately by the guy on black.

wtf 😭😭

What’s the worst advice someone ever gave you?

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met my quintessential example of this: i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we'd decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he'd eventually do the cat hop thing.... but he never did. i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of... plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

I just gave this ngga my phone to put his number and forgot my man is my wallpaper😭😭😭😭😭😭

Dfw with black girls 💕💅

This the kind of love you found when you were unemployed with no car

in her what routine

Dating now is wild people will ghost you but still watch every post and story

that boy know something!!! By hisselffff & ain’t scared, whoever run up getting dropped🤣😭💀☠️🌵

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

Notice how he didn’t put a name on it cause he’s talking to all 10 of them

Me sleeping with my man

I took a female friend out a few days ago. Before we even stepped out, I made it clear: “Budget is 30k.” She agreed, no hesitation. We had a good time, ate well, laughed, and wrapped everything up at just over 20k. I thought that was a win... stayed under budget, no stress. As we were about to leave, she casually goes, “So… send me the rest of the money since we didn’t use it.” I just stood there for a second, trying to process if she was joking or if I had just unlocked a new level of audacity. Because since when did “budget” start meaning “allowance”? 💀

this mf got that Hear-ye Hear-ye 😭

Throwback to when XXXTENTACION was knocked out mid-performance

On a serious note, any women with this attitude on the happiest day of your life need to be kicked to the curb

sometimes it feels better not to talk. at all. about anything. to anyone.

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Books can teach you a lot but true wisdom comes from sitting alone in silence with your own soul and hearing it speak. The answers you seek are within.