Lord Baelish🤴🏾

@Darth_Martys “Yurp ! That’s me, you’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation…”

Looks like karma sent a polite reminder: if it doesn’t belong to you, maybe don’t test the borrowing policy.

We all don’t experience people the same, your hero is the villain in someone else’s story.

@TheeBLCKBARBI This dusted me 🤣🤣🤣

Jeremy ..☝🏼

@Recon1_ZA Nothing can sense danger faster than umgodoyi I swear 🤞🏾

Thought you were just going to run your Spaza shop in peace in Mfuleni, Cape Town, South Africa? The one minute you're trying to feed your family... The next you're catching rifle lead to the groin for your troubles. South Africa's homicide rate is currently hovering at 45 per 100,000. One of the highest in the world. Here we call it "ordinary crime".

Me, every time I successfully reverse a debit order.

@ThatBrothaMo @SizweDhlomo @casspernyovest 🔥🔥🔥

@SizweDhlomo @casspernyovest Here is the video for anyone who doesn’t have IG or, is just too lazy to go and look.

@Zikamnyamane Cues: “Yep! That’s me, you probably wondering how I got myself in this situation.”

Esperance fans starting a fight in a stadium full of Sundowns supporters 🤧 #CAFCL

@khayadlanga Honestly

It’s those sneakers.

@Izinto14 @SizweDhlomo The pits 😂😂😂

@SizweDhlomo Ukubone when you spend money and le cherry oyofunayo is won by the guy who doesn't contribute? Ja i think that's what happened 😂😂😂

I swear this hangover was trying to kill me today, was paralysed from the waist down for the better part of the morning 🥺

Grand stand ticket for the Redbull Showrun, Sandton for sale, was bought for R950. Asking R750. DM if interested.

@PreshKhodani @Abramjee Castor Oil 🥹

@Abramjee How did they get them out?

NAMIBIAN DRUG MULE WHO SWALLOWED BULLETS OF SUSPECTED DRUGS ARRESTED AT OR TAMBO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT A 30-year-old female Namibian drug mule has been arrested at the OR Tambo International Airport. This is the tenth drug mule to be arrested at this Airport in the past two months. SAPS, SARS custom, and immigration officials were following up on intelligence from SAPS of a drug mule that would land from Sau Paulo at about 07:25. The team immediately intercepted the drug mule as she was making her way through immigration. She was immediately arrested, taken to a local hospital where a medical x-ray confirmed and detected foreign objects in her stomach. The process to release the suspected drugs from her body is underway. She has already released more than 60 bullets of suspected cocaine thus far. She is currently under police guard and custody. The value of the drugs cannot be determined at this stage as the process to release all suspected drugs from the suspects body may take some time. The National Commissioner of the South African Police Service (SAPS), General Fannie Masemola has applauded the vigilance of the multidisciplinary team working tirelessly to clampdown on criminality at the OR TAMBO International Airport. “Our men and women in blue are hard at work intercepting hardened criminals. South Africa is not a playground for criminals and transnational organised crime. We are squeezing the space for criminals and leaving nothing to chance. “, concluded Gen Fannie Masemola

Not true, the one written 250 on the neck is the normal one you can buy at supermarkets, Liqour stores and restaurants, so on and the other one is for the travel retail ( what people call duty free). This is not fake. Remember this, Alcohol Labelling differs by country based on its. Alcohol legislation. Veuve meant for the Nigerian markers, for example, will be labelled differently from the one meant for the South African market. In fact, new South African legislation requires, the importer to register the barcode and have their contact details at the back label.

@AsanteOnBoards Warming the chair for someone else for that long, like how do these things even work? Congratulations to the incoming boss lady though, seems qualified for the task.

CFO APPOINTMENT- PIC The Public Investment Corporation (PIC), a significant player in South Africa's investment landscape, has appointed Batandwa Damoyi as its new permanent Chief Financial Officer (CFO). This move brings an experienced and qualified professional to the helm of the PIC's financial operations, aiming to solidify its position after a period of uncertainty. Ms. Damoyi replaces Mpati Matshepo More, whose contract was terminated by the PIC in October 2021 following a disciplinary hearing. The PIC is currently contesting the CCMA ruling in favor of More at the labor court. Brian Mavuka, who competently served as acting CFO since 2018, is commended for his efforts during this transition. Batandwa Damoyi brings a wealth of experience to the PIC. As a chartered accountant with over 16 years of service in both the public and private sectors, her track record demonstrates a deep understanding of financial management. Her previous roles as CFO at African Exploration Mining Finance Corporation and BAIC Automotive SA, along with her founding of Libana Consulting, highlight her leadership capabilities and entrepreneurial spirit. We wish her well!!!!! Sidenote: for professional corporate photos, please contact @_tendaimhlanga @AskAsanteOnBoards

@pmcafrica That magic powder though 😮‍💨

Daughter cleans fathers house, staying alone 1 year after getting divorced 👀🤔

@IamSothondose @pmcafrica 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

@pmcafrica Amasende gone!!! His life wasn’t gonna be worth living anyway after this bite 🙆🏽‍♂️

@Unbelievable_cl @everymovieplug The ending sucks but thoroughly enjoyed it.

we found the movie

@k9_reaper Two officers against 9 armed perps, running for cover seems like the only logical thing to do.

JMPD officers engaged by multiple armed tango's in the earlier hours of this morning. Note how the officers run away - South African citizen, you are on your own. One officer shot.

@apollovwrld I actually consider this a Kanye produced album.

“Be (intro)” - Common Kanye also produced most of this album.

The best beats Kanye West produced that aren’t his own songs. 🧵 A Thread: