Needler Mango

dude what is that thing... Hello #ptwt #parodytwitter

@NoeticAdvisor Ill get them one of these days...

@NeedlerMango You are a fish. You can extract oxygen from the water. Stop trying to trick my colonists into giving you oxygen.

If you have the urge to give your oxygen mask to a crab, you most likely have masefield syndrome. Giving your oxygen masks to the local wildlife is not advised. I do not want another repeat of Ganzo.

My fans adore me 😃

@NeedlerMango I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU STOP SHOOTING ME GRAHHHH

MY WHOLE FUCKING FOR YOU PAGE IS SUBNAUTICA RP ACCOUNTS HELP?

//I need to follow more subnautica parody accounts bring them to me

@margueritm4546b You can use me like an automatic crossbow if that helps

anyone wanna commit large-scale industrial terrorism and chill tn?

After all these creatures going between 4546b and Proteus I'm starting to see some other fish with green spots all over them, what's with that?

yes, I am the Needler Mango

@DistractionFlar Holy shit thank you for notifying me red glowing light

@NeedlerMango Needles just hit 150, you’re famous now

Needler mango is almost at 100 followers, thank you all for support me but could all 90 of you please come over to the observatory?

@ABCD124222 I AM NOT A FRAUD!

@NeedlerMango If they're tipped with uranium why don't they hurt more. Needler is a #fraud

Collect my needles in your abdomen

@alanprecursor AL-AN come visit the observatory AL-AN

Now where did you all come from?! Well, regardless, I hope everyone enjoys their stay <3

@Sceneric0 he's chill just keep going and come over to the observatory

WHAT THE HELL GET ME OUTT

@XM1N10 Hell no

@NeedlerMango Can you stop shooting my tadpole dickhead

dude what is that thing... Hello #ptwt #parodytwitter

@AVeryDumbPie @deligore123 I do obviously

@deligore123 @NeedlerMango Hey hey, relative here, we all grow our teeth back decently fast, they just took it to a in my opinion insane level. Like Who genuinely needs uranium tipped teeth??

@NeedlerMango not falling for this propaganda

More people should go to your local observatory and talk to the needler mangos, one could be lonely you know... you never know...

I FUCKING LOVE SHOOTING TADPOLES AS THEY DRIVE BY MY BIOME

@toolthief Closest I got is my teeth and you cant have those

hi subnautica parody twitter do you guys have any tools and if yes can i have them

@DistractionFlar Nobody volunteer I got stuff to focus on and that'll be a distraction

Anyone feel like throwing me?