______ Neerg

vet move by trey murphy knowing he's too high to join the debate. complete silence for 70 seconds then mumbles "rigidity" twice bc bomani said it

RIP Harris Wittels

Game.

I live in Massachusetts and had to illegally stream the Celtics playoff game despite paying for two live streaming options. Someone needs to be in jail for these decisions

@celtics Hey, thanks. This fucking sucks!

Lock in 🔒

Bowing to the white guy rolling sushi at stop & shop

Another year of paying to file taxes to the US government through a third party company that spends millions of dollars lobbying against direct filing through the IRS. We do not have to live this way

I try to act professionally at work to avoid stigma and embarrassment in healthcare, but a patient told me she sleeps solely on her stomach and I accidentally said, "that's insane."

You can't even rescue a dog from a third world country without a veterinarian reference. Fuck it I'll just have a kid

Are there any good book recommendations for someone just getting into looksmaxxing?

@SamAdlerBell Fandom is such toxic discourse. Complaining about the bandwagon is not new, cool or insightful. This is a thinly veiled complaint about the cost of attending sporting events

to be totally sincere for a second, i can believe that transplants become Mets fans. but i suspect they do so because the culture of the Mets was more attractive to them, and part of the attraction was precisely that Mets fandom involves a greater degree of psychic commitment: the specifically New York character of loving something ugly, enduring inconvenience, and submitting yourself to one big collective neurosis. people who want to become New Yorkers, become Mets fans. And they're right to do so.

im getting the sandwich artist to step out from behind the sneeze guard counter and do this with me for a few minutes before i'll let him make my sub

obviously green is go and red is stop but yellow… yellow eludes me. but god is it beautiful

It's incredible that humans evolved fingernails to stop me from cutting off my fingers when I small dice an onion. Wow

this gotta be one of the hardest fits of all time

@tennisne113 Thank you Mr Alaimo!

@Neerg_Tweeted An all time great tweet!

Bars should post their roster of servers nightly. I want to know what type of night to expect, and where my role players are

Relationships will be made and broken at the Southie St Patrick's Day parade today

@NoaDalzell How'd they miss empowHER

That's my fuckin shit