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@Celemony is your web site down? I can't reach it, my Melodyne is asking to be activated, but fails with "Could not receive response"

Best wishes of the Christmas season to everyone from @AcademixAcappel with this cover of Greg Lake’s I Believe In Father Christmas. And many thanks to @olliecomposer for the mix, Jonathan Field for the video edit, and @RoyalHolloway for the setting. youtu.be/KymYLu9s03g?si…

@AlexHartley93 @TheBarmyArmy @yorkshireladtv can you help?

@virginmedia Your mail service has been down for four days now. Your promises to fix it have not been kept. A page on your forum about the problem now fails to load ("an unexpected error has occurred"). If I call your helpline you won't even put me through to an agent.

@virginmedia How can your email service STILL be down after two days, with no proper explanation, and "time to fix" which always seems to be in 4 hours time?

@sarajcox Threw up on a strategic partner

Please tell me a lighthearted career low in 6 words or fewer. The funny moment that was tough/embarrassing/crazy at the time but you can laugh now😁Maybe getting lost or locked in/out? Insulting the boss, dressing up as a mascot, getting caught on a sickie/snoozing/smooching?!

@jessphillips Mum. Perfect. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

I'm ill. Send rom com and box set suggestions. Easy viewing.

@andNickMullins Re TMOs: Give each team three appeals for replays. No other replays. Works in cricket. Works in American football. Simples.

I’m applauding anything that speeds up the game. We can all lose the will to live waiting for re-starts. Shot clock for pens & cons ☑️ 30 seconds to set a scrum ☑️ Crack on with line-outs ☑️ Wash away water carriers ☑️ TMOs to pipe down ☑️ All to be introduced on January 1st.

@aliceTTimes I enjoyed this article a lot. But there's something more going on. For those trying to find a worthwhile second career, it seems to be as hard to get a job on half your last salary as it is to get a job at double your last salary. Employers can't see past "over-qualified".

Britain’s gone into #Goblinmode My column on learning from Bill Nighy’s new film on how we need to get back to work to rediscover purpose. bit.ly/3EE8zKq

@NoContextBrits We buy petrol in litres, but measure consumption in miles per gallon.

What’s your favourite fact about the UK that sounds made up?

@richardosman Espresso Martini

Good advice needed, Twitter hivemind. If you were choosing three cocktails for party guests and you already had Margarita and Dark n Stormy, what would be the perfect third?

Homage to @swinglesingers youtube.com/watch?v=8DY1Xd…

@CateField You realise that if you practice this, like Formula One mechanics, you could probably get this down to four seconds?

@NeilBSings I am so rock n roll

Why does this annoy me so much?! At work, not at home. It takes 8 seconds to change the roll. I know. I timed it. #toiletetiquette #toiletroll #smallirritations

If #postmodernjukebox see this, we're looking forward to seeing you in Guildford tonight. If you do birthday shoutouts, can you give one to Jamie the Trombonist, who is celebrating his 30th at PMJ tonight. #pmjtour

@RevRichardColes I once took a flight to Copenhagen, and when we landed the cabin crew opened the door and greeted the ground staff with “Is this Copenhagen?”

@VictoriaCoren “e-mai” was rather generous, wasn’t it?

@Rose_Matafeo @hbomax The end of Ep.6 will linger in my memory a long long time ❤️

I've got the only copy of a crucial historical document from covid decision-making.

@MirandaFrance1 Sadly I fear mine was Rolf Harris

Would you still stand by the first single you ever bought (if you're old enough for singles)? My first was Sister Sledge's He's the Greatest Dancer, back when I'd never heard of 'Frisco', Gucci or even Adonis - and I still rate it.