LarryvilleLite (Jason Keezer)

@von_escher @willaverill I heard @willaverill enthusiastically accepts Lawrence REAL dollars, as well.

The problem with having funny friends as that sometimes they call it a "comedy show" and have the *audacity* to charge *real money* to watch them be the funny I normally get for free 🙄 @willaverill @NerdPun

Name a fictional character who would pay for twitter blue:

I bet in film school they go out to the quad and search for obscure details about their favorite movies. A real Easter egg hunt.

Prepare for the windiest Final Friday you can imagine, Lawrence! #artblows

@CSIdentiFight I'm confident they enjoyed it as well.

Enjoyed speaking at Shawnee Mission North on Tuesday.

I've been impressed with @lawrenceks as they have maintained an ongoing dedication to the lightscape of downtown. They parlayed the holiday lights into Valentine's, The KC Football Team and now St. Patrick's Day. I can't wait to see what they do for Arbor Day!

@WonderFair's new window display theme appears to be "Red Light District" featuring Dave. #downtown #shopcat

@knsstxs They charge less if you bring your own canvas bag for transport.

@RoboNelson79 "it was then that I was driving the speedboat" ~Aquacorinthians 13.4

This is dope as hell, but I still gotta ask: where the fuck was Aquaman?

@Bambertolina @LFKFirstMayor @HerbertMatthewJ @KSLibertarians Soy balloon.

Spotted one of them spy balloons poking around our local baked goods. At The Cellar Door in Lawrence.

@abbyolcese It means your therapist is probably an Adult Child of an Alcoholic and thusly trained from an early age to notice small changes as a means of survival. Er...I mean...you're getting too predictable.

What's it mean when your therapist says "I noticed you have a new pin on today?" (I did, but now I'm starting to wonder if I'm getting too predictable)

@WizardsLawrence Time wizard!

Wizard of the week

@abbyolcese Maybe it depends on the conditions.

Today's Spelling Bee quibble: "Pavlova" counts, but "Pavlovian" doesn't? The words BOTH have proper name derivations! I call shenanigans.

@KandyKoehn You just need a better system: youtu.be/2cT6ULpScZA

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we just say ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ “get in the pokeball you little shit” bc i ain’t got the time to memorize the names of all these new pokemon ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Hey, Lawrence, we’ve got a feeling Santa’s dumb ass will get stuck on Weaver’s rooftop once again this evening. Please make sure he gets down safe since we can’t be there to observe! Thank you.

@OrangeCatTom Thing from the Addams Family's biopic is tamer than I thought it would be.

I AM BEING GENTLY ATTACKED

Ducks sound like old men laughing at their own jokes. #hotducktakes

Spring forward, fall smack. instagram.com/keezograms