SalmonNerd

I hosted "Oops! All Goalies" this week. 5 on 5 hockey. Goalies only. This is the opening face off and goal by me. No skaters allowed. Full goalie gear required. Must be a goalie. We had 30 show up! No goalies allowed in the crease. #hockey #goalie #seakraken

@ChefDF69 @JustBB_Media He's a catcher. Some of yall forget that.

@JustBB_Media Raleigh’s OBP is only 100 points below judge and his OPS is only 200 🔥🔥🔥🔥but hey at least he has a few more homers and plays for a less hated team 🫡🫡🔥🔥🔥

Qualified AL hitters with at least 30 HR and a .340 OBP: Aaron Judge Cal Raleigh Trent Grisham Grisham is doing it all on offense for the Yanks 🔥

@TxnNSC @marcuslemonis @MLB @barstoolsports Rebecca stands with Karen. Weird thing to post online

I’ll send this young man and his family to the @MLB World Series on me. Oh and you just won an RV as well. #DadofYearWinsThatone @barstoolsports

@Ballknower0825 @bluegreen60 @JLRINVESTIGATES Did what to herself? She literally is not the person in the video smart guy

@bluegreen60 @JLRINVESTIGATES What's she gonna sue him for? Defamation of character? The dumb twat did it to herself.

Cheryl-Richardson Wagner just updated her Facebook profile & made a post claiming she is NOT Phillies Karen.

@PinkPigeonPkwy It was there last night!

If The Puck™️ isn' t there in August for #OopsAllGoalies then I'm going home @NerdSalmon

@souljaalmighty @BigcatsCorner @TheRealCoach_JB @Darnell_Smith95 Because this dude would rather just be racist

@BigcatsCorner @TheRealCoach_JB @Darnell_Smith95 Why don’t we ever feel like this when we’re funding pointless wars, bailing out banks, or dropping billions on defense contracts ?

@RealKevinNash @Maj0rSwagger Damn, I was unaware you were so fucking rad @RealKevinNash You were a real one when I was a kid and finding out you're even cooler now. Respect.

@Maj0rSwagger Are you worried about being deported Cracker? Sit in your Alabama double wide a shut the fuck up.

Happy 4 more trillion in debt day. Never felt this proud as we continue to destroy the empathy we once held for those less fortunate. So I guess Happy wealthy white 1% day. Enjoy your small regional hospitals while you can. Things just continue to get greater. Happy 4th....

@aliciainedmonds @KrakenIceplex @SeattleKraken @paulbux @paultmcmillan @wharrison51 A wild buxton appears!

Posted up at @KrakenIceplex for the #NHLDraft @SeattleKraken

Best show in town!

@coltonmlarson @barstoolsports @BarstoolPAT He's literally wearing them and not using them.

What should a parent do when their kid is screaming all flight? @BarstoolPAT

@barstoolsports @BarstoolPAT You get paid to scream all day online so who cares. Also, arent you wearing airpods? Figure it out ya dope

@TaraBull808 Wow this is so white of them.

3 cops vs. 1 guy in Fargo, North Dakota

@RepSwalwell Swalwell since you want us to be more respectful, politely, go fuck yourself. Fuck Nazis and Fuck trump

This meme is everywhere. Let’s be kinder to each other. Making fun of an almost-80-year-old falling on the stairs has no place in our politics.

@RepSwalwell @grok is bullying trump mean?

@RandomHvacGuy @brookeab @grok turn this guys profile picture into him holding a trans pride flag

@brookeab You posted the photo to a public forum.

no joke, can anything legally be done about this

@BringHockeyBack We LOVE THESE shirts. Same way Oops were printed. Best quality shirt around. Might need to buy some more.

DeBoer is OUT

@WallStreetApes Do you not understand how interest works?

How is this legal - American finances a truck that cost $111,916 - He’s made 84 payments of $1,898.39 - The amount he will pay for the truck after all payments are made is $159,464 I don’t care what anyone says this is usery and the bankers doing this should be locked up

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

Maple Leafs forward Mitch Marner and his wife, Stephanie, welcomed the arrival of a baby boy this morning. Marner will not participate in today’s practice.

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter