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@NerdSalmon

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SalmonNerd@NerdSalmon·
I hosted "Oops! All Goalies" this week. 5 on 5 hockey. Goalies only. This is the opening face off and goal by me. No skaters allowed. Full goalie gear required. Must be a goalie. We had 30 show up! No goalies allowed in the crease. #hockey #goalie #seakraken
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bill papers IV@ChefDF69·
@JustBB_Media Raleigh’s OBP is only 100 points below judge and his OPS is only 200 🔥🔥🔥🔥but hey at least he has a few more homers and plays for a less hated team 🫡🫡🔥🔥🔥
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Just Baseball
Just Baseball@JustBB_Media·
Qualified AL hitters with at least 30 HR and a .340 OBP: Aaron Judge Cal Raleigh Trent Grisham Grisham is doing it all on offense for the Yanks 🔥
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JLR©@JLRINVESTIGATES·
Cheryl-Richardson Wagner just updated her Facebook profile & made a post claiming she is NOT Phillies Karen.
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Kevin Nash
Kevin Nash@RealKevinNash·
@Maj0rSwagger Are you worried about being deported Cracker? Sit in your Alabama double wide a shut the fuck up.
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Kevin Nash
Kevin Nash@RealKevinNash·
Happy 4 more trillion in debt day. Never felt this proud as we continue to destroy the empathy we once held for those less fortunate. So I guess Happy wealthy white 1% day. Enjoy your small regional hospitals while you can. Things just continue to get greater. Happy 4th....
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TaraBull
TaraBull@TaraBull·
3 cops vs. 1 guy in Fargo, North Dakota
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SalmonNerd
SalmonNerd@NerdSalmon·
@RepSwalwell Swalwell since you want us to be more respectful, politely, go fuck yourself. Fuck Nazis and Fuck trump
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Rep. Eric Swalwell
Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell·
This meme is everywhere. Let’s be kinder to each other. Making fun of an almost-80-year-old falling on the stairs has no place in our politics.
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brooke@brookeab·
no joke, can anything legally be done about this
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SalmonNerd
SalmonNerd@NerdSalmon·
@BringHockeyBack We LOVE THESE shirts. Same way Oops were printed. Best quality shirt around. Might need to buy some more.
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Spittin' Chiclets@spittinchiclets·
DeBoer is OUT
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
How is this legal - American finances a truck that cost $111,916 - He’s made 84 payments of $1,898.39 - The amount he will pay for the truck after all payments are made is $159,464 I don’t care what anyone says this is usery and the bankers doing this should be locked up
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OSCAR@now_thats_oscar·
w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?
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Leafs PR
Leafs PR@LeafsPR·
Maple Leafs forward Mitch Marner and his wife, Stephanie, welcomed the arrival of a baby boy this morning. Marner will not participate in today’s practice.
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Jon Bois
Jon Bois@jon_bois·
why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
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