Iddi G.

Books I have read in 2025. 🧵

@wmnjoya @SpokespersonGoK "Never let a good disaster go to waste" seems to be this government's mantra.

@SpokespersonGoK The disease isn't spreading to Kenya. You are actively seeking it out and bringing it here. If any Kenya falls sick, this will be on your head.

H.E. President William Ruto today met Ambassadors, development partners, multilateral agencies, and key stakeholders at State House, Nairobi, to review Kenya’s preparedness and mobilise coordinated action against the spread of Ebola Virus Disease in the region.

If this were Arsenal. The media would break

@footballconfid1 @OptaJoe @iamodogwuorzala @premierleague

@OptaJoe @iamodogwuorzala @premierleague Nobody takes this stat seriously. Same as their title “win”. Anybody with eyes can see what happened this season and is why nobody gives a sh*t. The corruption hit new levels.

1 - Arsenal have become the first side in @premierleague history to neither concede a penalty or receive a red card in a single campaign. Focused.

Coronation at The Palace! #Arsenal #COYG

@KatashiMate @XCouncillor You, me, same same.

@XCouncillor Unprecedented audacity fueled by rivals’ tears; I’m in cloud 9 😂

The best ever... It's making rivals cry 😂😂😂

@kenyasgossips Gen Z.

A truck driver was seen kicking containers of milk angrily along the road. It is alleged that after delivering the goods, they failed to pay him the full amount leaving Ksh2500. The driver then got upset and kicked the containers.

Soma kabisa ukuje utusort master.

@TaffieN1 @d_isoyip @GWR Very spursy of you. Haven't you bigger things to worry about? Like Wrexham away next season, huh?

@d_isoyip @GWR Wtf are you on about you absolute bellend 😭 There's no way you lot are real

Congratulations to Max Dowman, who has become the youngest person to win the Premier League 🏆

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

@marx_muga Careful. You are trodding that path yourselves. 13 years and counting.

@NerdyDaddy_ Dude, we were hapless teenagers into our second year of Khaki 'Kaptulas' when you last lifted it! I bet the hollering atop rooftops is justified! Somewhat.

Sasa hata nitafanya kazi aje leo?

Max Dowman becomes the youngest player to win the Premier League at 16 years and 139 days ✨

@marx_muga Like y'all Utd fans haven't been trash talking us these past 22 years? Hard pass. 🤣

@NerdyDaddy_ You Gooners should shut it!

@D7azza @Fpl_Luck18 You think Raya will play? Title secured, golden glove secured. Meanwhile, Azpili needs just one game to get the PL winners medal. Hmmm...

@Fpl_Luck18 Arsenal only raya gets on my pitch And iv got Henderson as cover No chance Gabriel saliba or Saka see that pitch Sunday or maybe Saka 15 mins ! No need to risk them 👀 City I think Marc gehui and Haaland is safe but after that. 🎲 He picks his faves and max subs used !

🏆Arsenal - Premier League Champions🏆 FPL Chaos Incoming ⚠️ Arsenal have finally won the Premier League after 22 long years ! Congratulaions to them 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Now we all know what that means for FPL 😂- Mass Rotation awaits💀!! RIP all those managers who have Triple Arsenal and Triple Man City players in their teams including me 😅 Will the Key players get benched for Arsenal when they play Crystal Palace ? 👀 Will Pep rotate heavily since he has nothing to play for ? What are your thoughts ? 💭👇🏻 #fpl #GW38

The first former Premier League player to win the Premier League as a manager 🏆 The rest tried, failed and went back to the studio to criticise him.

🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆

It's happening!

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@yeng_bolo @Arealmfngl @_Surta_ 🤣🤣🤣 kali.

@Arealmfngl @_Surta_ In Kenya, as soon as you start speaking you’re already speaking three languages

So do most children of immigrants but I guess it's less impressive when they're poor

One win away from being 'The Worst Team to Ever Win It'. How exciting! Lock in, boys. Lock TF in! #COYG