Nerd Bot Mafia

@Nerdy_Addict @PascoSheriff He tried to take it back🤣🤣🤣 Where’d ya get the box from then buddy? And how did it magically grow an antenna?🧐🤭

Meet Lisa Dominique, who believes someone should scare the shit out of Sue Ellen.

Bullhorn Betty would not come to the door, even though her car was sitting in the driveway. That is fine. The notice is now pinned to her door, along with an affidavit for the court, confirming service. Under Florida law, you have 5 days to retract your statement.

Florida law is clear: Convicted felons cannot possess tasers or stun guns. Under §790.23, electric weapons/devices are banned for felons, the same as firearms. @PascoSheriff

“Facts are not selective. You don’t get to aim them at other people and then cry foul when they swing back around.”

And while you’re looking, remember that yours have been public for nineteen years. The one where the officer took the time to document the open sores covering your body at booking, while she called other people junkies on the internet. nerdbirdmafia.com/a-woman-on-the…

So here is my offer, and I mean it sincerely: I will give one thousand dollars to anyone who produces court records showing that I was. Actual documents. Not vibes. Not “everyone knows.” Documents. nerdbirdmafia.com/a-woman-on-the…

I am an alcoholic. That is not a secret. I have said it in church basements, on live streams, in interviews, and probably more times than people care to hear. Recovery is not something I've tried to hide. It's part of how I got here, wherever here is. nerdbirdmafia.com/a-woman-on-the…

A woman on the internet called me a junkie nerdbirdmafia.com/a-woman-on-the…

map.nerdbirdmafia.com now has a “Check nearby cameras” option that shows publicly mapped camera locations around a missing child’s last known area, giving searchers and investigators another tool to identify possible footage opportunities.

A body wrapped in a black bag and in an advanced stage of decomposition was discovered inside the trunk of an abandoned vehicle near Iran’s World Cup training base in Tijuana, Mexico, prompting a police investigation.

A disturbing discovery near Iran’s World Cup base has sparked an investigation in Tijuana, Mexico. Authorities confirmed that a body in an advanced state of decomposition was found inside the trunk of an abandoned vehicle near the area where Iran’s national team is staying during the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Local reports indicate the vehicle had California license plates and had been sitting unattended for an extended period.

I find it hard to believe anyone could be this dumb. Good luck fighting this is court now💀🤣

"Want to do a live stream and admit, on camera and for the record, to resisting arrest?" Everyone: [nods] I have never seen such stupidity. 🤣🤣🤣

California | Family and authorities are searching for 55-year-old Kay Colwell-Pilitsis, who vanished after leaving her Piñon Hills home for a walk on May 25. She reportedly left without her phone, and her purse and ID were found at home. A K9 team and Sheriff’s Aviation searched the area with no results. Anyone with information is urged to contact the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department.

Woody Woodpecker back at it

@drkeyedangel The absolute audacity💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@CriminalNetworX That’s a lot of words to say I’m a chode that doesn’t know how to take accountability.

My two arrests were never supposed to make this story about me. From day one, my purpose was simple: keep Nancy Guthrie's name in the public eye and keep attention on a missing person case that still has more questions than answers. Nothing more. Nothing less. I am a true crime streamer, an independent journalist, and a citizen exercising rights protected by the Constitution. Before my arrest, a woman from the Gem house in a white van stopped her vehicle, rolled down her window, and said, "You just don't learn do you?" and more negative comments toward me. I ignored her and continued documenting. Later, I heard claims were made that I urinated on camera during a livestream. That never happened. My livestream began in the Uber ride to the location. If such an event had occurred, it would have been captured on video for the world to see. It wasn't, because it didn't happen. I was quietly sitting, documenting, and discussing the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie. I was not there to threaten anyone. I was not there to cause trouble. I was there to exercise my First Amendment rights and keep public attention on a case that remains unsolved. Some neighbors and members of the community may not like me. That's their right. But constitutional rights do not disappear because someone feels uncomfortable with a journalist, a camera, or questions being asked. Throughout this process, I witnessed conduct that I believe deserved scrutiny, yet the focus remained on me and other youtubers. When I was arrested, there were others present documenting and taking photographs and even parked on the roundabout, but they were white. The difference, in my view, is that I became the target. If law enforcement believed I was resisting arrest, the reality is that I was demanding to know why I was being arrested for something I did not believe I had done. I never swung at anyone. I never injured anyone. I never attempted to harm anyone. I asked questions. The truth is simple: I could have chosen a different path that day, but I didn't. I complied with the process, even while believing my rights were being violated. Today, I remain committed to finding answers for Nancy Guthrie. I will continue searching, reporting, documenting, and speaking about this case. I will do so within the restrictions imposed upon me, even when I strongly disagree with them. The Judge said I can not go back to that neighborhood, 1A rights completely ignored. Judge must be under Nanos umbrella as well. So get over yourself you worthless Sheriff. Corruption at it's finest. This was never about me. It was always about Nancy. And until answers come, I will keep asking questions. — Alex Zabel Jr. Criminal Muthafuckin Network

And that my friends, is how you troll pouty potatoes and frumpy Funyuns.