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Nerf Guy

@NerfDipshit

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Katılım Ağustos 2015
422 Takip Edilen106 Takipçiler
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憂
@uisan0421·
夜鷹と蛍
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xのカピバラ
xのカピバラ@CapybarasOnX·
未来から来たカピバラ
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hydra@blephin_·
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淵゛(ぶち)@Qooo003·
「魔法使いと孫」
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ape attack survivor
ape attack survivor@pissvortex·
Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it “Black Cow” Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure
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Ink Blot
Ink Blot@inkblotistan·
he attacc
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wint
wint@dril·
i deserve th e most mentally ill president imaginable. 99 year old babbling doofus. Send us into the volcano sir
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aphex soms
aphex soms@neopetfuneral·
i’m so over a “speakeasy” where you pull a book out of a shelf or whatever and the bartender wearing a gay little vest makes you say the password and they can’t even make a last word
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dren⚾️
dren⚾️@dren_braves·
@jon_bois sequel to 17776 or a rewrite? either way, can't wait
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wint
wint@dril·
CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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NASA
NASA@NASA·
We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.
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Xaendau
Xaendau@xaendau·
Process of pouring TNT from a mortar shell into a can
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Nerf Guy@NerfDipshit·
@xaendau I think that blue can was a promotional halo infinite flavor and of youre holding on to it thats your progoritve vut I dobut that
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Nerf Guy@NerfDipshit·
@xaendau pretty sure that that rockstar hasnt been in gas station circulation since like 2022 and y ou are a fraud
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marysocontrary
marysocontrary@so_contrary·
Ilya Chashnik Cosmos (1925)
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hil
hil@plume__·
what if i heard a knock on the door and i went to answer it and there was no one there, then i look down and there’s the woodcock doing his little dance. just a little Saturday night fantasy
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