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They'll pay. They'll all pay....

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Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it “Black Cow” Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure

he attacc

i deserve th e most mentally ill president imaginable. 99 year old babbling doofus. Send us into the volcano sir

i’m so over a “speakeasy” where you pull a book out of a shelf or whatever and the bartender wearing a gay little vest makes you say the password and they can’t even make a last word

@dren_braves @jon_bois bout to make your day sbnation.com/c/secret-base/…

@jon_bois sequel to 17776 or a rewrite? either way, can't wait

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CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

@FunDipVapeRip @xaendau it;s 2021 rockstar Blueberry Goji halo infinite collaboration

@xaendau bro you got flavors of rockstar I ain't ever seen

Process of pouring TNT from a mortar shell into a can

@xaendau I think that blue can was a promotional halo infinite flavor and of youre holding on to it thats your progoritve vut I dobut that

@xaendau pretty sure that that rockstar hasnt been in gas station circulation since like 2022 and y ou are a fraud

Ilya Chashnik Cosmos (1925)

what if i heard a knock on the door and i went to answer it and there was no one there, then i look down and there’s the woodcock doing his little dance. just a little Saturday night fantasy

Whitney Harmless, Sister Task, and The Comstock Shape Knights of the Low Plateau Limited #friendsatthetable