Daedalus

Dude removes car's radiator cap and finds out

backshots done gave him PTSD

I love how @acorns doesn’t disclose the monthly subscription fee, and when you try to cancel it, it’ll automatically downgrade the plan 1 tier if you aren’t paying attention 😵‍💫

Holy shit…..

@nojumper I swear every tweet I see from No Jumper just has rappers I’ve never heard of ☠️

BREAKING: Massive explosion sound rocks Washington DC, reports of US Air National Guard sonic boom thepostmillennial.com/breaking-massi…

@lebntb2016 @fuckfirstclass Living rent free in your head, keep going 😂😂 I live for how upset people like you get

@NetDaedalus @fuckfirstclass You enjoy watching fat men wrestle. Gtfoh

Who would you vote for in the Democrat primary? 🤨

@fuckfirstclass @lebntb2016 Bros still shilling a popcorn pump and dump stock in his bio description as well as idolizing DJT like he’s a god, you really expect him to have any logic? Don’t waste your time 😂

@lebntb2016 They're the rare conservative smart enough to see Biden is to the right of Trump, he should be y'all's favorite president

@hotsteamyshower Remake is an inspo from the original, company even said just remaking graphics is pointless, hence how you can strafe and shoot now in the remake unlike the OG 🤣

@alx Concerning

In the past 6 months, Twitter 2.0 under Elon Musk has: -Reinstated thousands of wrongfully banned accounts -Increased video length to 2 hours -Introduced long-form Tweets -Made their algorithm source code open to the public. -Enabled playback speed on videos -Launched encrypted DMs (early stage) -Started to dramatically reform ToS enforcement -Revamped Twitter Blue -Abolished corrupt Legacy Blue Checks -Introduced badges for organizations -Reinvigorated the Subscriptions program for Creators -Enabled users to create custom feeds with pinned lists -Launched replies, voice chats and expanded emoji reactions in DMs -Increased support responsiveness And that’s after laying off 80% of staff. What exactly was leadership at Twitter 1.0 doing?

@mikeymumbelz @IamAnniko @AceHessian @Human101Nature ☠️ I wasn’t ready for this clap back 😂

@IamAnniko @AceHessian @Human101Nature You should probably figure out why you need to deliver food packages and can't find a man who wants to take care of you.

Uber Eats driver drops food off, comes back to pick the food up, then tosses the food and flips off the camera...

@elonmusk @EndWokeness Concerning

@EndWokeness Yes

Wokeness is mental illness disguised as virtue and compassion trendingpoliticsnews.com/jane-fonda-cal…

@TesLatino @elonmusk Concerning

AP auto-wipers need to be fixed @elonmusk. At the very least allow to cancel wipes while on AP. It makes no sense to allow this to keep happening.

@elonmusk @NRO @ariblaff Concerning

@NRO @ariblaff Did they really fire people for calling the police?

Two female employees were fired from a Georgia branch of Lululemon for confronting store thieves and calling local law enforcement, which Lululemon says is against company policy. | @ariblaff trib.al/7T9ymzz

@JessicaBlevins You need to encourage the Ninja blender to stop smoking and inform it about the harms from smoking. You can also buy those nicotine patches and be encouraging during the whole process.

this song right here

@DisguisedToast @MrBeast @LudwigAhgren @MoistCr1TiKaL @xQc @loltyler1 @BarackObama Obama tag is so out of pocket what the fuck 🤣

hey @MrBeast @LudwigAhgren @MoistCr1TiKaL @xQc @loltyler1 @BarackObama its time to pick up a league of legends team - now's a good time with all the orgs looking to exit

@bennyjohnson COLLAPSED if this is your definition of collapsed then jeez. Maybe it has something to do with recent earnings with a 2x increase in $ lost from theft from the prior year 🤷‍♂️

🚨BREAKING 🚨 Target stock has just COLLAPSED to its lowest trading value in a YEAR with no end in sight. For the first time in my life, common sense Americans are standing up for themselves and committing to ACTION. We are the majority. We are winning. We’re just getting started.

@JakeSucky She admits she got a meeting because of stranger things, and won’t say why they signed her… Gold 1 in valorant… I don’t think it’s gaming 🤣🤣

Grace Van Dien responded to FaZe Rain comments on her signing to FaZe Clan

@hotsteamyshower 8+7 = 15 20+40 = 60 60+15 = 75