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This photo was taken in 2028. President David Maraga Deputy President Edwin Sifuna National Assembly Speaker Okiya Omtatah ⚖️

The speed at which a virus spreads depends on: 1. How dense the population is 2. How dense the population is

Deep down this is how Kasongo wishes to talk to Kenyans but he is waiting to secure his second term first.

Xabi Alonso's strength is the midfield. I can't talk how highly he will perform with midfielders like Enzo, Lavia, Caicedo and we can even add Barco to it. We will control games for fun and attack teams from every angle. Imagine Palmer in that Wirtz pocket. 🤔 It will pain me if we miss him because the ingredients to cook a perfect Alonso meal is here. We can't mess this up.

He sat with all the players he hardly gave any game time, while complaining about the ones on the pitch...This is pure gold. 😭😂

“I never thought I would be the victim of a gruesome anal goring,” says legendary veteran of a pastime with the highest likelihood of a gruesome anal goring

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Jeremy Doku: "We knew that by winning that Carabao Cup Final, we would hit them [Arsenal] mentally." — @MailSport

That boy who planted 2,400 trees or is it 24k in 24hours, Did more for the Environment, than the Girl who dry humped a Tree while wearing one panty for 72 hrs (gross violation of coochie) But you won't see that boy being invited to State House or hyped by media Gender my ass!

The only problem of registering property in your mother’s name is that, upon her death, the property forms part of her estate, meaning your siblings may legally claim a share of it. Register a Trust and let the Trust own your property.

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🚨 Arbeloa on why he’s playing Trent and not Carvajal: “He’s showing a good level, he deserves to play, his performance is beyond question”. “Every match is a matter of life and death for me. I don’t gift anyone minutes”.

Marketing director submitted a ticket saying her MacBook Pro was "running too hot" and she needed the newest model. I checked the asset lifecycle. It has two years left. I told her no. An hour later, a new ticket: "Accidental coffee spill. Device destroyed." She brought it to my desk, practically skipping. I told her we process accidental damage under the Emergency Continuity Protocol. She asked what that means. I handed her a seven-pound Dell Latitude from 2016. I explained that continuity laptops are issued until the original device's lifecycle expires. In 2026. She stared at the bezel. It's an inch thick. She asked if she could just have her sticky MacBook back. I said no, it's a biohazard. She cried. My SLA remains perfect.

“Me arriving in 1916 with a Time Machine” Me: “Hey, is this the first or Second World War ?” The soldier:

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‼️One player even gave Liam Rosenior the nickname "the supply teacher". ~ @BBCSport

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Tenwek hospital built a brand new Cardio Thoracic hospital from scratch for about 5Billion. 176 beds, 6 theatres, lab, blood bank, 52 ICU units, endoscopy rooms etc. Ruto went to open it. The 89 Billion spent on statehouse in 4 years could build 17 of these across the country.