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Neutrality_Standpoint
@NeutralStdpt
Neutral observer of geopolitics | Former Democrat → Former MAGA | Based in Switzerland (200+ years of neutrality) | Pragmatic takes on a multipolar world
Katılım Ağustos 2025
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@LauraLoomer Laura, what do you even know about Hungary… bet you can’t even point to it on a map
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@BRICSinfo No shit, imagine the biggest and strongest bully in your school says he’s gonna beat you up. Only a fool would ignore threats like that. They’ve seen what happened in Iraq.
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@BRICSinfo I mean obviously… the deal you’re making is giving 100% of the loss to Iran. You have to make it 50/50, that’s how deals work!
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🚨Sources say these were the proposals from JD:
1. Israel cannot be criticized in any way, shape, or form, not even a side-eye. Any negative tweet about them gets you sanctioned faster than you can say "existential threat." (We get to have allies with nukes, you don't. Deal with it, crybabies.)
2. Iran must immediately hand over all its enriched uranium, like a kid giving up his Pokémon cards because the big bully says so. "But we need it for... reasons!" Nope, straight to the US vault. Or sell it to us cheap. We're generous like that.
3. No more uranium enrichment. Ever. Not for energy, not for medicine, not for glowing nightlights. Iran can just import everything from us at premium prices while we lecture them about "peaceful atoms." (Meanwhile, our friends get a free pass because... democracy or something.)
4. Shut down the entire nuclear program and swear on a stack of Bibles (or whatever you guys use) that you'll never even think about a bomb, not now, not in two years, not in a hundred years. Pinky promise, or we throw another hissy fit and blame you for "refusing our final best offer."
5. Open the Strait of Hormuz fully, no funny business with tankers. We need that oil flowing so gas prices don't make American voters sad. Your economy can suffer, ours cannot. Priorities!
6. Release all the frozen Iranian assets? Only if you say "pretty please" and maybe throw in some ballistic missile disarmament as a bonus. Otherwise, our piggy bank stays locked. (We froze it fair and square during the last tantrum.)
7. Stop supporting any proxies or "bad guys" in the region. Just sit quietly in the corner while we redraw the Middle East map with our special friends. Any resistance = "terrorism," and we get to cry about it on TV for weeks.
8. Basically accept that America gets to decide who can have a deterrent in the neighborhood, because if you build one, we might have to bomb stuff again and then act shocked when talks stall. "Why won't they just agree?! We're being so reasonable!"
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@PopBase They’re so mad that they’re the only ones that can’t use the strait 😂
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@AlexDuncanTX Guys I think he’s a he/him… not too sure though.
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@BRICSinfo No shit, half of them were probably poorly written Jewish profiting proposals!!!
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@BRICSinfo If they fail now it’s gonna be even more embarrassing. Better off not doing anything at all.
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@AmericaSpoof He’s gonna glaze himself, moan a little bit, praise the Jews, say some bullshit about Iran, and call it a day.
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@jesseRoss597206 @BohemianAtmosp1 Ah yes because it’s a well known fact all air traffic controllers are satanists.
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@marklevinshow Mark! You’re literally the one who gives grifters their Jewish money 😂
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They’re all so grotesque and evil. Grifters and scoundrels.
Danielle Pletka 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇦@dpletka
Now that he’s a full blown antisemite, @bbc calls him an “activist”. Pathetic.
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