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That Obi Wan vs Anakin lightsaber skill in Revenge of the Sith still crazy. #StarWars

The movie theater is and always has been a sacred democratic space for all and this new initiative by @AMCTheatres would essentially penalize people for lower income and reward for higher income.

Glad to see Seth’s bro finally make an appearance. 😜

Jays were a bit more Leafs than Raps tonight. Young squad - they’ll be back. #MLB

@TheBearFX Ridiculously good, ridiculously hungry.

If you pour milk (bagged) without holding the top corner of the bag you have waived all rights to complain about spills. #iykyk

I live for unmuted attendees on WebEx calls. Overhearing TV watching, ordering at the drive thru, all out shouting at they’re kids in the background - I’m for all of that. #WFH #Webex #Zoom

It’s been announced that Lady Gaga will co-star in Joker 2 alongside Joaquin Phoenix. So basically Poker Face visits Joker’s Place. #Boom

Will Smith “reached out” to apologize to Chris Rock however Rock said he’s not ready. Can’t blame him. We all saw what happened last time Will “reached out.” #TheSlap

@beyonce dropped her new album #renaissance . That 🔥🔥🔥 contributing to Climate Change y’all.

@djumami @djumami that is what we call Boomerang bills*it. Someone throws u bad vibes but those same vibes wheel right back and hits em upside the face. Do. Your. Thang.

If I tell you my rate and you proceed to tell me other DJs are charging less, (and name which DJs), I immediately don’t want to work with you anymore. I’m also gonna tell the other DJs you told me that too so they can charge you more. 🤘🏽

Dictionary Update: goo·gle verb: google; googled; googling 1doing the hokey pokey, hookin’ up, getting hot in herre. "Elon apparently googled Sergei’s wife. He claims it was a one time google, and apparently they ain’t googling any more” @LateNightSeth

@LateNightSeth I love #ACloserLook , but when it comes to Ted Cruz #ADistantObservationThatValidatesHesAnAssClown may be the more appropriate segment. @LateNightSeth

Seth takes #ACloserLook at Ted Cruz's cringeworthy speech at last weekend's conservative conference. youtu.be/329yHXDvuYw

This news is quite stressing…definitely gonna take a nap now. ctvnews.ca/health/napping…

This October the producers of the Halloween movies release the final installment of the franchise titled “Halloween Ends.” Spoiler Alert - having had to put up with a ton of sh*t in the previous 12 films, this time Michael Myers kills himself. #EvenHeHadEnough

There was a moment of hope for anti-manscapers until the revelation this was about a former boy band pop superstar. @LateNightSeth

Something I learned today. You can get carpal tunnel syndrome from deleting old Wordle tweets from the timeline.

A Munich brewery is going to let you pay for your beer with sunflower oil due to cooking oil shortages. Count me in - Crisco for Corona all day. reuters.com/lifestyle/oddl…

Chris Pratt stars in a new show titled The Terminal List where he’s chasing down the culprits associated with old baggage he’s carrying. Literally my story at Pearson International after an Air Canada flight.

ROGERS service down across Canada. Was going to write a joke about it…but half of y’all wouldn’t get it. Get it? #DadJokes #rogersoutage #whowaslaughingatKoodo?