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por qué los hombres en el porno hetero son tan feos y en el porno normal son tan lindos

@PhantomAst74563 @Iloveakutagawa1 quebec

@Iloveakutagawa1 It's okay. Canada made poutine so it was all worth it. No matter Canada's sin, we have poutine as a contribution to feel patriotic about. In Canada poutine is everywhere. It's worth it.

@FGTWT_ @clauseway @fivecentfox cope

@clauseway @fivecentfox 2 inches is a lot bigger than people give credit for

6 inches is a lot bigger than people give credit for

@Frantomsiita "Only a coward would run away after finding out his counterpart is also armed"

@JimirooTheAlien i think his old owner REALLY loved him

I found something I shouldn't have

@JimirooTheAlien @LIKWUIDUS jimiroo are u okay

@LIKWUIDUS Mine does

Watching porn in school #realbootydontclaplikethat

@peach_schnaps95 @Charlygotyou Glad you don't have any children, don't think you'd keep them either way.

I’d never put my child on those. People with zero patience look for a reason to prescribe medication to CHILDREN. You do not deserve to have children. On god. No. “ Ridellan” is to strong of a medication for prescribe to a child of six years old. Your brain is not fully functioning at that age nor is there a need for that type of medication you shouldn’t have children if you can’t handle it condoms ladies and gentlemen.

Doctors: ADHD medication is addictive, that's why it's so restricted and controlled Most people with ADHD: I forgot to take my meds again lmao

@peach_schnaps95 @SPaparodis @Charlygotyou What a bitch. "Oh my life was so hard so let me make my child's life hard!" Look at yourself in the mirror, you are worth nothing more than the legacy your children remember of you. Don't let the only ones who will remember you remember of you as a bitch.

@SPaparodis @Charlygotyou No. Because when I needed it. Nobody did a god damn thing. And that “J” is whom I filed a police report against.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind Donald Trump.

@Anubis_Cell @ajjordanphoto Simply totally wrong. Double check your facts please.

@ajjordanphoto Yet, they want people to unalive themselves with physician assisted suicide. I don't understand?

Is it rude to disappear mid convo to goon

@JakeRammos ryan reynolds

gun to your head name a canadian

jerk it till you kirk it

🚨 ISRAELI OFFICIAL THREATENS THE WORLD LIVE 🔥 "Anyone who criticizes Israel is our enemy. We will watch you through Google. We will expose your weaknesses. We will get you fired from your job. And if you own a business, we will bankrupt you." This is not a random activist speaking. This is an official from the Israeli Embassy in Washington. This is exactly what Zionism has become. A global intimidation machine that threatens your livelihood if you dare speak against them. Share before they try to delete it.

Two pilots appeared to make meowing noises and dog barks as they communicated with each other before air traffic control at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport called them out on Sunday. "You guys, you need to be professional," an air traffic controller is heard saying.

Clearly @CanadianForces is saving their best posts for another platform: