Yoda Senpai 🇲🇼🇿🇲

When you don’t have an indoor bar, you gotta improvise 😂

@kirahdollz You have no idea

Do men ever reject sex?

@theladyjane_ She needs her dad

@Sanny_Zyto I totall agree with you, zintunzi zonse zimakhalangati katundu wangobwereka😂

Galimoto ndiye umatha kusakha Zimangovuta ndi zovala basi mzanga 😂😂😂😂

@AndyjnrUmaru How to spell the word Discipline

What is life teaching you Right now?? 🤔 be honest!!!

@SikGuluva You shoulda posted this last year😂

Bro to Bro Never show desperation.

@AK22_12 What did you learn from being part of all those discussions?

I am tired of seeing conferences, meetings, podcasts and sessions... Discussing what needs to be done for development. Where is the implementation???

@VinceChinyama Maybe we should start a church too😂

Bushiri is a highly protected guy Met him ku grand palace some few weeks back We had security in each corridor leading to his room With guns!

@educatedtug01 Nothing

Be honest ….. what do you really bring to the table? 👀

@Prachi_2050 Discipline

@Chikhu7 How long do you think we should realistically wait? 5 years maybe😂

Do Malawians honestly & earnestly understand how running a country works? We had a protest vote booting out MCP coz of how they mismanaged the country. Two months later people are expecting the problems they created to have been solved. Are we being realistic?

@Ama_Serwaaa Yeah, there’s a lack of self awareness sometimes, if something doesn’t work out it’s not always a one sided story

Women take no accountability for failed relationships. I never heard a woman say “I had a good man but I fumbled him”

@FabsTola Lay wood

What can a bròke man do to make a woman happy?

@yassbaby__ You need to jack up and start saying no🫵🏽

Men think they can do what they want & come back when they want💀

@Natty10_LFC You’re diabolical 😂😂😂

When it was raining beauty, you had an umbrella on

@clingao Most Malawians will live their whole lives without ever owning a car

Times are tough. You can save 1 million Kwacha every month, for 2 years, koma osakwanitsabe kugula galimoto. Kwathina.

@mykelsopretty You “earned” it😂

@Amy_beke Watches

Aside sex, what other kind of gifts do men appreciate more?

@pry_loc Men get rejected every day😂, my biggest fear is being homeless

Every man’s biggest fear is getting rejected by a lady

@simphiweyinkoc_ You’re preaching to the delusional choir😂

GIRL TO GIRL... If you can’t stop looking at luxury, it’s because you’re meant to be RICH. Period.

@freshonly_ I don’t condone cheating but i didn’t think money was the defining characteristic😂

Broke men are the best to date, they won't cheat on you because they don't have enough to maintain more than one woman