George

An absolute pet peeve is sending me a meeting invite without any prior chat. I immediately hate you. I can't help it.

@coffeegirlNZ @annanotherthng Yea but you grew the face ya egg

@annanotherthng Thanks! Was a gala dinner and my sister did my face so I can't take the credit x

Don't usually post photos bc of the amt of cussing I do on here, but since you all are I will in case you want to say hi when you see me! Excuse the politicians, it's the best one I have lol. 45 - eeek

@irisshackleton The banned Tyler The Creator for inciting riots, now it kind of feels like that was just cos he was black

This is awful. She was given a ‘visa’. Immigration NZ had a CHOICE and they chose a ‘pragmatic’ approach because she isn’t a ‘danger’. JFC. Posie Parker: What do you have to do to get denied a visa? stuff.co.nz/national/30083…

Remember this? For inciting riots. One rule for one? @chrishipkins @michaelwoodnz stuff.co.nz/entertainment/…

@coffeegirlNZ Won't happen.

@NextDoorRocks You wait till your body is old and alcohol intolerant and you are seeking out alternatives

Five drinks to get to know me 1. Water 2. Tea, preferably Dilmah 3. Long Macchiato 4. Negroni 5. Kombucha

@katiewaites Just wear a tin foil hat mate

First Xmas with anti vax contingent of the out laws. Thoughts and prayers.

@coffeegirlNZ And..... My children

People from the UK and Ireland coming here for some holidays:

@HebeSharon Seemed pretty organised. Like they'd clocked when the delivery usually is. Really sad

We had stuff stolen from work today and I had to fill out a police report. under why do you think someone stole? I wrote: too sad to think about what position people are in if they're stealing bread

@Becs How*

@Becs All the staff today were just so sad. Which I love actually that, that was good they all felt.

Well well well nzherald.co.nz/nz/despite-ram…

For a minute I thought I was about to watch the wildest cooking show of all-time.

Took this photo last week and forgot about it. I was cutting a banana when I saw a grumpy Shih Tzu looking back at me

@KjstinStaub True, I did. I found everything. Feeling pretty smug tbh

@NextDoorRocks At least you found the uniform !

If you're not panic washing your kids uniform the night before Saturday morning sport. You're not parenting properly

@irisshackleton My plumber husband is PIIIIIIIIIISSED

In case you haven’t horror laughed enough today, here’s a photo of what my my landlord considers an excellent fix, by one of her tradespeople, of a leaking kitchen u-bend.