NextGenBlueTeam

With all the recent hacks in the news you might be asking yourself: “How can I stay safe?” Well you can use our proprietary military block chain technology which is basically unhackable. Want proof, none of our zero clients have been hacked yet!

In light of recent stats regarding managed service provider compromise we want to clear something up. We are not an MSSP we are a NGEMMGUTDT (Next Gen Exceptional Managed Military Grade Unhackable Transformation and Detection Team).

Our AI powered adaptive detection technology is almost 101% safe and basically unhackable. Be on the lookout for security patch 3.62 which fixes several 0 day vulnerabilities.

@NextGenRedTeam We would have gotten back to you last night but unlike you we don’t need humans with our next gen double xor’d automated threat grid and incident response platform so we were with our families.

With our Purp-aaS, you can detect intrusions from lo effort firms such as @NextGenBlueTeam 2500x faster. Yes that is right with 10 Billion (a B) transitions per second, when their meager AES 256 bit transitions get doped here at NGRT we have RSA 4096! that is 10000% more secure

Help stop groups like @NextGenRedTeam in their tracks with Military-grade AI driven continuous Incident Response in the cloud.

@RayRedacted @Bing_Chris If he was next gen he would be starting with an octagon.

If you work in InfoSec, this paid- for keynote talk about cybersecurity will very likely cause you to have an emotional reaction. (H/t @Bing_Chris )

@NextGenRedTeam Well that explains it, your only using military grade, completely understand the mistake based on that limitation. We really should talk about switching you over to a quantum based double XoR’d detection stack utilizing adaptive artificial intelligence compliant OSINT.

@NextGenBlueTeam Oh, nice lets blame more on China and Russia, our signed Crypto Stack Block-Chain Trace packets showed the CDN of the atack network to be notaCX.NGBT.Duckdns.org after we did a Military Grade Proactive Incident Response with Critical Compliance Machine Learning the data is clear

Looking over the log files. we swear @NextGenBlueTeam has been attempting to hack us for the last week. We can see bad attempts at password spraying. Also running EB and BK on Linux systems. Do you guys even #Hack over there? We have generated 5 new iIoC's with ThreatCloudMatrix+

This is how you blue team in the next generation, with adaptive automated cloud encryption at rest and blue penetration testing.

@FrankMcG Now that’s....NEXT GENERATION!

Excuse me. A what?

Our cloud is so ethereal you can’t even find it. And if you can’t find it, you can’t attack it.

@mrjenkspdx We are here for you, until we replace you.

Thank you @NextGenBlueTeam

@NextGenRedTeam @mrjenkspdx It won’t beat our military grade adaptive apt defenses with ethereal cloud technology and ML powered AI automation. Come at us!

@mrjenkspdx With our AI Assisted Attack Cloud Matrix Malware -Brude- can wipe all connected systems, not to mention. we wipe before 'dropping' payloads..... You should subscribe to out iIoC list you might learn a thing

Give me my event logs or give me death!

Managed to translate over 210 Sentinel alerts into AZSentinel JSON 👏 Aim to collect as many alerts out there as i can find in order to build the largest automated Sentinel use case library github.com/netevert/senti… #SIEM #BlueTeam #DFIR #Azure #Sentinel #tools #ThreatHunting #SOC

Full documentation here : botes.gitbook.io/botes-dataset/ Dataset contains more than 31M of security logs from different sourcetypes and multiple attack scenarios. #Elastic #SIEM #BOTS #ELK #SecurityAnalytics #blueteam

Are we causing our own problems? cyberscoop.com/cybersecurity-…

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infosec: Lets combine red team and blue team that will call PURPLE team, ( I am a fan of the color purple BUTT..) ME: FALSE Red and Blue are already on the same team or should be, your OPS team. #DontQuoteMe