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He's painting the bottom of a pool blue, he didn't have a mural of his face painted on the Washington monument, Jesus

@lukescarif Are they not called Wookies?

isn't it funny that star wars fans just never got a fandom name

@StumpyGoblin You didn't sniff it first?

FYI to players arriving today, this lovely Eiffel Tower in our hotel rooms is NOT white chocolate 👍

@thatgalC_ I fucking love old men

Sometimes I see someones rendition of a middle aged character with little to no visible wrinkle and idk I tweak out a little

@mrwtffacts He did nothing wrong

In 2020, Washington, inmate Shane Goldsby (25) was placed in a cell with a 70-year-old pedophile. From the man’s sick stories, he realized it was Robert Munger, the monster who had raped his little sister years earlier. Goldsby begged guards to move him, but they ignored him. The pedophile then started taunting him with graphic details of the assault. Pushed to his limit, Shane snapped, punching him 14 times, stomping on his skull repeatedly, and leaving him half-dead. Robert Munger died three days later. Goldsby was sentenced to an additional 24+ years for the revenge killing.

I like befriending white folk, they are nice, regular people

it never occurred to me that they might have had condoms back then

@hugefarm She’s my spirit animal

She’s the most sane person on planet earth we need her desperately lmfao

@pizzarayyy @injeramuncher It's literally illegal to not let someone pass 💀

@injeramuncher yeah u ain’t passing me

slow drivers when u try to pass them

@Emarged He needs to fluff it

Cultures are truly different, because I’m wondering what the problem is here?

How to feels going over the curb as a woman

@wlwsyrian Okay but, she's playing with them 🥺

LMAO

@wokegangstalker I guess I am from Atlanta now

@HuneeBruh @Annoxis_xd Davis Morgan referenceeee!!

@Annoxis_xd Thank you Davis Morgan for helping me catch this ball

Why dontcha’ make like a thing of bleach and fall off

@Howlingmutant0 It was funny tho :(

I was hanging with some guys from work and they were talking about “post nut clarity” after sex with a fat girl. And I thought “oh, edgy humor, perhaps ‘the mutant’ should chime in”. So I said “Yeah, imagine how a child molester feels!” And the mood in the room totally dropped

Why can't they go to a casino like normal gamblers

@WB_Baskerville Cus he's from Chicago

How does he have this much aura it’s insane

@roseam Dylan mentionnn

bro

@PetuniaHTF_ I chortled at this tweet

why dontcha make like a pomni.. and start lookin for the exit.

@mae2h Definitely 14-16

how old do u guys think they are