KIJANA YA MJENGO

@brendankirotee A car is a mode of transport not a measure of wealth utashangaa kupata kwa hio sacco ako na matatu kaa tano na hakuna iko na loan

A man, 40 years plus, At 9 am, sitting beside me, Kwa Matatu? Why are you " Heying me " ? In your 40s mbona unatumia Matatu? Are you not ashamed? Mwanaume Hana gari, nakaa kumfungulia miguu? Please let us respect each other public space. Ni hayo kwa sasa. Nikute mwingine, smh.

@ick_real John De matheew😁😁😇😎

If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

@WaruiJohn2 But side ya from bank to mpesa hawako sawa I lost 10k juu nilitumia the wrong recepiebt from my kcb account saf na kcb wanaanza blame game @SafaricomPLC @KCBInKenya

Another thing Safaricom should deal with ni Mpesa reversal Bwana people reverse money the way they want, they should protect people ikuwe kama bank... Mtu akitaka ku-reverse pesa, wewe mwenye ulitumiwa pesa unaulizwa Kwanza before the reversal Bwana watu wanaona dust out here

@gabrieloguda So we should honour a political agreement between two tribes on the cost of bad governance and economic crisis that is almost submerging this country back to colonialism hizi phd wanapewa sijui ziko na nini aki!!! Anyways Vijana tuchukue Kura

BREAKING NEWS: Dr Mumbi Ngaru - former East African Legislative Assembly (EALA) MP, Thika Town Mayor, and ODM Party co-founder - has declared she has only one vote and will honour the life and legacy of Baba Raila Amolo Odinga with it in 2027.

@BoboWamboiKuria An enemy of a kikuyu is a kikuyu

Mnaona vile they have stood with their Raphael Tuju, releasing statements back to back, others joining him to stand in solidarity. Where i come from nobody said a word when Irungu Nyakera was attacked ndio wasiitwe wakabila. Mugikiyu ni mundú ngui muno.

@kijana_misa Ungemtwanga kofi moja hatari😂😂😂

Mzae amenipigia story in early his 20's the way alikosa kununua one acre of land ni Bombululu,Mombasa in 1989 at 20k na alikuwa nayo sasa siku alikuwa anaenda kulipa alipatana na two of my uncles wakampeleka kunegotiate the terms na kidogo kidogo my uncles wakamuita hapo kando wakamshow anaoshwa na business was legit na hivyo ndo walienda Nyali beach wakalewa hiyo pesa yote na the same place alikuwa anunue juzi alinionyesha ni plot maguta yote iliuziwa with rentals kila mahali. I could see the remorse in his eyes.

@edgarwabwire_ Social capital will still be useless to a kid who is not smart upstairs kuna wamesomea great schools but they are still not successful

When you have the capacity please send your children to the best schools. Even if they don't perform well, you will be building their social capital by exposing them to good marriage partners, future business investors, excellent connections because that's what matters nowadays!

@polo_kimanii Eeeeeiii ati unesema akina halima apana penda maji 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Marriage is really good. I wont lie. My only problem with this institution,especially if you have a lightskin wife with sensitive skin, is bathing. You will bathe my friend. Aki ata msimu ya baridi kama hii hawakuhurumii. Unaskia amekuambia “I’ve prepared your clothes to wear after showering” . Hiyo ni kukuambia you no choice here,its not debatable. Ingia bafu. Hii mwezi I have bathed against my will. Ningekua bachelor maji ningeguza april. Juu unajua wanaume ata hatunanga uchafu mingi,I remember one time in highschool I did 6 weeks of not touching water. Maji nilikua naguza nikikunywa. Nilikua naingia kwa blanketi namna hii nikiwa na vumbi asubuhi nikiamka niko msafi,miraculously. Siku kifua iliguza maji niliskia kitefutefu. Buana hatuwesi endelea namna hii. Naona niongese bibi wa pili mwizlamu,hao unajua hawaogi kila siku,ni marash na tunaingia taon. Khabusie!

@kamauwaruhiu We are tweeting amongst our ancestors 😂😂Muthuri Thaai

Good night my people remember kitanda sio jeneza tafuta mtu mlalale naye .

@polo_kimanii Kimani don’t be stingy 😂😂😂

Jamaa wa uber ameniitisha tip karibu akule heady. Unadhani tuko New york ama nini,this is Roysambu my friend,take your one fifty

@Adrian_realestt Maybe mafi ni tamu shida ni harufu🤣🤣💀

Let's you're stuck in a jungle without any food, can you survive on your own faeces?

@kamauakonjaa Very sad ☝️

Confused broke mf ndio narudi kwa nyumba ,nimenyeshewa nikitoka pool, natetemeka juu sina jacket.kufika kwa nyumba napata gas iliisha juzi ,tokens zimeisha inabidi niguzaguze ukuta kama kipofu ndo nifikie kitanda ,kumbe mvua imenyesha hadi kwa kitanda.swali bado ni jamo ...

@Antohny_gb Tutawahi toka block 😭😩

Ugly ninja ndio kufika silver apartment Kumbe ilinyesha na roof inakuaga na leak beddings na matress ni wet unga imejaa maji hata kamba ya nguo ilikatika mamaye nguo ziko chini ... swala nyeti nii???

@Adele_lide Kwa The Kapenguria SIX uliona mwanamke hapo revolution is done by men women arrive to crown it

If you want to know that this team is going nowhere, just note that there isn't a single elected woman on this team supporting it.

If the algorithm landed you here, hit that Repost button! #RutoMustGo

@MasculinitySato Rich men are not fat mwalimu

Men, This picture is full of money wisdom. The question is: are your eyes open to see? Share what you see. #MasculinitySaturday

Since 2014 you’ve just been scrolling through twitter why???😭😭😂💔 Even if you have just 0 follower. Just say Hello, if you want people to connect with you.

@amerix From limuru town

Men, GOOD MORNING! Welcome to #MasculinitySaturday This is an assembly • Of MEN • By MEN • For MEN It is a new month, NOVEMBER! As our tradition, mark the register of attendance. Where are you following from? Which City, Town, or Village are you following from?

I challenge y'all to try this in November: -No alcohol -2–3 eggs a day -3 liters of water daily -No sodas -6–7 hours of sleep -Hit the gym -Cut out sugar -Avoid porn -Practice kegel -Get morning sunlight -Eat garlic and ginger -Eat fruits -Pray If you're in, repost for others!

@georgediano Dangerous times to be a kenyan💔🥺

The Nanyuki protests resulted in the deaths of a Chief’s daughter and a DCI officer’s son. The Chief’s daughter was walking home from her father’s office when police officers descended on her, beat her severely, and later detained her. She later died from the injuries caused by the assault. Her father has been silenced by the State, fearing that speaking out could cost him his job. No one is safe in this country including those who are defending this kakistocratic regime.