Oh hello

This Thursday. Hunter Biden and me. @candaceoshow

@sup3rsun They did not love you.

I think it’s so scary how people behave after break ups/hurting someone they loved. My goodness.

I wasn't like most bartenders ♥️

Are you afraid? #Lanterns premieres August 16 on @hbomax.

I bet y'all ain't laughing at the Amish anymore.. they clickity, clackin right past the gas station.

Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ makes history as the first narrative feature to be shot entirely on IMAX. Filmed in 91 days, using two million feet of IMAX film. (Via: @60Minutes)

@WilliamsRuto This man is the poster boy for egoist politicians.

DECISIONS amongst them to 'gift' sh12/litre to PRIVATE companies causing the PUNITIVE fuel costs while cartels rake SUPER profits must be reversed ASAP and all CORRUPT public officials involved/benefiting PROSECUTED.Price controls must be REMOVED for COMPETITION to lower prices.

@Rainmaker1973 Also, for the 30+ folk, childish illusions are making us miserable and stressed by confining us in existential dread. You can either live in your head or live in the real world.

Nothing kills you faster than chronic worry. When you stay trapped in constant anxiety over things you can’t change, you’re not just losing your peace of mind—you’re quietly injuring your physical health. Persistent worry keeps your stress-response system permanently switched on, flooding your body with cortisol and adrenaline. Over time, this chronic activation grinds down essential systems: it suppresses immune function, leaving you more prone to infections and possibly even cancer; it drives up blood pressure and hardens arteries, sharply raising the odds of heart attack and stroke. The fallout continues. Excess cortisol throws digestion into chaos, sparks frequent headaches, and locks muscles in painful tension. On top of that, many people cope by overeating, smoking, or drinking—habits that pile on even more damage. Letting go of what’s beyond your control isn’t just good emotional advice; it’s one of the most powerful things you can do to protect your long-term health. [American Psychological Association. (2023). Stress effects on the body]

Billionaires have decided that Democracy just isn’t working for them anymore.

A business can survive competition. It can even survive slow sales. But it cannot survive unpredictable taxes, rising fuel and collapsing purchasing power forever.

ok here's the trick to having a healthy relationship with a man: he should be a communist and also a little gay

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has just made a massive ruling on YOUR pension money. Attorney General Dorcas Oduor and 3 others LOST the case while defending the government’s position. For years, the government treated pension money deducted from workers’ salaries as if it were public money. That is why pension schemes faced endless bureaucracy, procurement rules, delays, and costly approvals before investing your savings. The Association of Retirement Benefits Schemes challenged this in court. They lost in the High Court. Lost again in the Court of Appeal. But on 15th May 2026, the Supreme Court finally ruled in their favour. The court declared that pension schemes sponsored by public entities and state corporations are PRIVATE TRUSTS, not government money. Meaning? Your pension is YOUR money. Not the government’s. Trustees can now invest faster, avoid unnecessary procurement bureaucracy, and potentially grow retirement savings better for millions of Kenyans. This is one of the biggest financial rulings most wananchi have never heard about.

@moneyacademyKE Oh these niggas are buckling up for the chaos! Everything they are doing now is in service of damage control for when they shamelessly rig 2027 elections.

Kenya has given Elon Musk’s X platform (formerly Twitter) a 3-month deadline to open a Nairobi office. The government says it could suspend X if the directive is not met.

National Treasures @Drake

@SirWinston85 @esjesjesj People that think wealth and intelligence are synonymous are the reason we're in this predicament where 5% of the world's population owns half of the world's wealth.

@esjesjesj Elon has more intelligence in his pinky toe than you will ever have.

One of the funniest things about this is Elon is just so aggressively dumb that he is sure Homer was a real guy

The beauty of ancient Yemeni architecture

A government that cannot explain where money goes has no moral authority to ask for more.

I love coming home from the movies and immediately putting on another movie in bed I love movies

Learnt Arabic calligraphy in Lamu, Kenya. It was hard 😅