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@tianzige4 兔坦萌卡的流量也偷。。。？

中国24小时无人便利店体验

@seanwei001 五院的老头问国内的摄影爱好者，说中国的火箭这么好为什么你们要抢着去拍美国人的火箭，下面一摄影黄毛问“中国的火箭能保证炸吗？”

这枚亚马逊的新格伦火箭爆炸释放了广岛原子弹 20 %的能量，而那甚至还不是最糟糕的部分： LC-36 是地球上唯一发射新格伦火箭的发射台，现在它没了。建造成本超过 10 亿美元。 亚马逊需要在 7 月 30 日前发射 1618 颗卫星，以保留其FCC许可证。目前它只有约 300 颗。本该帮助解决这个问题的火箭刚刚连续两次爆炸 SpaceX 让我们相信火箭在驳船上着陆是一种正常预期。事实证明，火箭科学终究还是很难的。祝团队早日恢复！

@lourou7292 这个膝盖能用几年？

这正好说明两个大骗局，第一是跳舞的并不能让你减肥，但会让你自信；第二是肥胖并不决定美丑，心中有梦花儿自美

@hsn8086 姬米，姬米，阿恰，阿恰

@mengyan1234567 伯恩斯坦啥时候成顶级投行了。。。

直到看了业内人士的评价， 我才知道华为对整个业界冲击多么大 ​​​😲

@UltraGavin 在北海道一个漫画店门口被一个昭和形态的老头从马路对面冲过来怼（后来漫画店店长翻译，说他在骂你这么年轻怎么会迷恋这种漫画），然后我英语回了句“what the fuck are you talking about”，老头立马怂了跑了

我是如何对日本祛魅的： 以前我一直觉得，日本是亚洲最接近文明社会的国家。 城市干净、秩序井然、高端制造业强，东京第一次给我的感觉甚至有点震撼。 直到后来发生了一件很小的事。 前年我带着老婆和三岁的女儿去东京旅行，正常走在人行道时，老婆抱着孩子，被一个日本上班族直接肘击了一下。 我当时第一反应是不相信。 因为在我的认知里，一个正常社会的人，再怎么冷漠，也不至于对抱着孩子的女性下手。 我还安慰老婆，说可能只是人多碰到了。 结果回国后才发现，越来越多人都在说类似经历： 在日本街头被故意撞肩、肘击、恶意挤压，尤其是女性和外国人。 这时候我才意识到，有些国家看起来很文明，只是因为规则和秩序维持得很好。 但文明和善良，其实是两回事。 一个社会真正的底色，不是地铁有没有人插队，不是街道干不干净。 而是普通人会不会对弱者释放恶意。 很多中国人总喜欢神化日本，说什么“高素质社会”。 但我后来越来越觉得，有些地方只是表面精致，骨子里却极度冷漠。 中国人（尤其是北京人）也许没那么高级，没那么精致。 但大多数普通中国人，不会对一个抱着孩子的母亲动手。

@zhubuchen01 韩服不是露奶的嘛？

穿着和服的日本人没有想回到江户，穿着韩服的韩国人也没有想回到李氏朝鲜。 为什么唯独我们穿上汉服，就被污名化为“想回到古代”？ 这是对汉民族最恶意的双标。 🇨🇳

@sailormercurio_ perhaps you and your husband talk a lot and loud near your belly, the sound can be heard by embryo. 《走近科学》，next

Mi hijo de 3 años, hace dias sostiene que tiene un amigo imaginario. Como disfruta contarme de el, le pregunte su nombre y edad. Me dijo que se llama Elías y que tiene 3 años como el. Les juro que quede helada, porque mi embarazo de el era gemelar, pero uno no llego a termino y si era niño se iba a llamar Elías, con mi marido jamas se lo mencionamos...

@mengyan1234567 蒙古还能说只有冻硬的丁丁没有冻软的丁丁是吧

问： 如果让你来领导蒙古，你要怎么做来使蒙古再次伟大？ 按我的想法，就简单多了： 对南面那个国家宣战，然后无条件投降，剩下的事，就由占领军当局去解决吧😬

@tianzige4 最主要的是补充了北京和河北的地下水吧

天佑华夏，不崛起老天不答应😁专家向外媒揭秘黄沙为何变沃野，400毫米降雨线北移，帮助中国重塑农业版图。新疆沙漠已能种小麦和水稻。

@kenw_2 淘宝链接呢？

不就是个帐篷吗？用得着这么卷吗？海陆空制霸？

@9K2S7cLA9b57151 @lihuaizhi 确实，摊的跟发霉的煎饼一样

@lihuaizhi 我倒是希望中国管制 沙滩全是外国人

感觉中国单方面开放老外的签证以后，老外到中国的人越来越多了，油管上也有大量的视频。如果西方不开放对等签证的话，那不等于中方一直抽水西方吗？单方面挣钱，旅游的钱全被中国赚了，西方不要。

@Number10cat @lucyjaynewhite1 hi Larry why if UK has a King and his spouse is called Queen, but if UK has a Queen her spouse can not be called King?

@lucyjaynewhite1 So King Charles isn't British?

“Restore Britain believe that Britain is a people defined by indigenous British ancestry and Christian faith" This is just a fact. I’m done pretending it’s anything else. Just as a man in a dress is not a woman… a foreigner with a piece of paper saying ‘British Passport’ is not British.

@li_dawei98 hitchhiker is a cool way to play…

实话实说，我真讨厌这种垃圾歪果仁儿背包客。他明明不是穷逼，播客至少有一百万粉丝。怎么到了中国他就一分钱都不愿意花呢？不要指望路上的陌生人为你辛劳！干脆为目的地国家的经济作出一点点的贡献，难道太复杂了吗？中国的物价那么便宜，怎么硬卧、经济舱还是对他来说太贵了呢？

@TripInChina 金田路被这帮孙子堵死了

The 600,000 Hong Kong residents who had taken a short vacation in Shenzhen were returning to Hong Kong. Last year, there were nearly 100 million trips from Hong Kong to Shenzhen.

@cglassey_author 也不是咱们不想扩张，50%的原因是游牧民族的地太烂，50%的原因是打不过游牧民族。

Unlike 99.9% of Americans, I have traveled to the PRC three times over the last 12 years. I have relatives there so I don't go on guided tours nor do I have "minders". I travel where I wish. I stay in small hotels which Americans never visit. I see what I want to see. My key assertions about the PRC are: * The PRC is not a "shithole". It is the most developed nation on Earth, based on housing, transportation, and overall urban & rural life. Unless you have traveled across China within the last decade, you do NOT know what the PRC is like as of 2026. * China is NOT expansionist. I can talk about China's history for days on end - I know it extremely well. The Qing were expansionist from 1690 to 1750 but the Manchu who ruled China were NOT Chinese. Neither the Ming nor the Song were interested in expanding Chinese territory. You have to go back to the early Tang (circa 680 AD) to find an expansionist Chinese government, and that was short-lived. * The Chinese - as a rule - follow laws and treat one another with consideration. China is as safe as South Korea & Japan (and yes, I've traveled all over East Asia). * The USA & the PRC are not allies but we are not enemies either. The CCP as an institution dislikes nearly every nation on Earth for various reasons but the nation they dislike the LEAST is the USA (Russia is a close second to the USA). China has not had a real ally since 1125, when the Jin Kingdom stabbed them in the back. (Though one can say the Joseon were allied with the Ming against the Manchu in 1619). The Chinese have not forgotten that the USA helped them fight against Japan from 1941-1945. They know that our victory over Japan ended the Japanese occupation over half of China, and this was something they could NOT have accomplished on their own. That said, there are people & institutions in the PRC who are working to weaken & "sabotage" the US economy. I presume that we have organizations which are trying to do the same thing to them. * China is a huge nation, and it's very difficult to grasp. If you haven't visited the PRC recently, you don't know China. This is the reality. China has changed so rapidly and so completely that you have to see it NOW to understand it. The past is gone. China has real problems - which I may describe at some point - but I assert that EVERY nation has real problems.

@yyffnn1963 毛子变成北朝鲜又不是啥坏事

俄罗斯这个国家因俄乌战争拖垮了，但还是强撑大国架子。对中国是实在离不开又要保持大国的派头。从之前西伯利亚一号在中日之间晃悠，到中亚铁路设障，到俄乌稍有停战可能就限制中国商品。我的预感是普金之后，俄罗斯宁可跪欧美也不会心甘情愿做中国的资源供应国。

@JZhen72937 现在有些地方打窝已经导致水体富态的和污染没区别了

钓鱼佬被侮辱了是真的吗？

@sw_holocron Everyone CEO is quoting Tarkin when talk to his HR now: “You may fire when ready.”

Happy birthday to Sir Peter Cushing! The legendary actor who played Moff Tarkin in the original Star Wars was born on this day in 1913. May the Force be why you.

@PHaiir15625 @LeigeSee 那时候还没系统的装避雷针，站岗主要是防火

@LeigeSee 也没那么魔幻吧？ 听家父说，他1949年10月进京加入罗瑞卿的公安部守备一师，年届不到18岁的他，就值守过太和殿、乾清宫，隆冬时节，气温很低，那几大殿没有窗户，里面满是尘埃。他们那些年轻战士轮到休息时，就到龙椅上坐坐的😉😉😉🌿🌿🌿

据刘晓庆说，当年拍摄《火烧圆明园》时，梁家辉坐的那把龙椅，是真龙椅。 这也是所有的影视剧里，唯一的一次演员坐真龙椅拍摄。 坐上去之前，没有进行什么祭拜的仪式，结果梁家辉坐上去以后就晕倒了，接下来病了好几天，据说做了法事才好。 后来这事传说来，考虑到不能宣扬封建迷信，官方说是梁家辉低血糖晕了，其实欲盖弥彰，低血糖何至于病好几天呢。 此后所有的影视剧里，但凡有皇帝坐在龙椅上的戏，龙椅都是道具了。