My wife slept in today and when I tried to wake her up she said “Come on, take a nappy nap with me.”
Like.. homie.. you haven’t even woke up for it to be a nap 😂 She’s unbelievable.
was just banned for life from every single Olive Garden after attempting to see just how “endless” the breadsticks really were. After 14 hours of nothing but breadstick consumption I was promptly escorted out by police. They can’t keep getting away with this.