Jessie 🦇

"Cold...so cold...getting dark...I'm not..going...to make it. Tell my husband...I love...d hating The Doors. Just...the worst...so awful..."

@AndyRichter Same. Exactly.

We lost Dr. Ruth, Richard Simmons, and Shannen Doherty within the span of like 2 days, but somehow Trump survived an assassination attempt by mere inches. If there is a god, he/she/it is not on our side.

If you ask a f*ckboy if he’s a f*ckboy, he legally has to tell you. And then he also has to formally apologize.

I don’t think Nick Cave could be any more perfect theredhandfiles.com/how-should-i-b…

@trumpetcake @Nicole_Cliffe ❤️

@Nicole_Cliffe The bike riding scene to Sleep's "Dragonaut" in "Gummo."

It’s like Nickelback made a wish on a monkey’s paw to be relevant again

@SamReidSays Or someone

@modernistwitch No idea

@wagefreedom @OhNoSheTwitnt I know

@OhNoSheTwitnt @NicCageMatch We are not freaking worthy.

Wolves are just goth good boys.

@hetherrfortune Nails make me so happy, check out bestnailsclub on IG for so much happiness 💅🥰

@chelsealockw00d Happy birthday lady!! 😻

Today I got the greatest birthday gift of all: turning the age that I thought I was for most of the last year.

Busy commenting "gross" on people's Instagram photos of rainbows

@mariskreizman Oof I'm so sorry

@TheSpoony @maggieserota @BrandyLJensen I was a dogwalker for 6 years & I still have dreams where I come across a room full of animals I didn’t know I was supposed to be taking care of

its been five years since i last had a waitressing shift yet i still wake up stressed after dreaming about a very busy section at least a few times a month

@lobstadelic Counterpoint: they are, in fact, Very Bad

"Cold...so cold...getting dark...I'm not..going...to make it. Tell my husband...I love...d hating The Doors. Just...the worst...so awful..."

@AndyRichter @thatRamosgirl @johnlevenstein Honestly he’s adorable.

@lobstadelic Nice