Nicola Fairhurst

🚨 Aurelio De Laurentiis (Napoli owner) is stating that the younger generation is losing interest in football, and has come up with new idea's! • 25 minutes per half, instead of 45. • No acting on the pitch, you LEAVE the pitch immediately. • No red cards and yellow cards: instead, 5 minutes out or 20 minutes out. • More goals are needed to create more spectacle, so more changes to the rules are necessary.

TIM DILLON on Melania's bizarre Epstein press statement 🤣 "Here is the First Lady saying she does not sacrifice... children to Baal and does not eat them." "Here's what she's telling you: We're rich... and you don't understand [this lifestyle] because you're an animal... I fly in private planes, and you go to an airport... but I get on a G5... and I fly and I land in Palm Beach and I go to the country club that my husband owns and I live there. And occasionally we bump into war criminals, human traffickers, people who are involved in overthrowing governments—this is who we go to dinner with, and you don't." "Give her the benefit of the doubt here... I'm just saying, her point that she's living in an entirely different world than you is true!" "Everybody's trying to get the aliens going and no one cares because this is more interesting." "Do you ever sit back and just go: What timeline are we on? Like, what portal have we gone through? Where have we landed?"

Whatever Israel has on Trump must be absolutely fucking HORRIFIC.

Why were the President and Secretary of State at a UFC fight tonight—while two real estate bros and the VP were trying to negotiate ending a war? And we’re wondering why it failed…?

The War on Iran Will Resume, Negotiations Failed JUST IN 🇺🇸🇮🇷: The U.S. Delegation has Left Islamabad, Pakistan This is despite the Pakistani team trying to convince them to stay for one more day of negotiations. Thank You Pakistan for trying.

🚨 FOUND IN A LEBANESE HOME: MEIN KAMPF — IN ARABIC IDF troops discovered a copy of Hitler’s Mein Kampf in Arabic inside a home in Lebanon. ‼️For anyone still asking why Israel is operating there, this your answer.

Iran’s 10-point plan requires attacks on their regional allies to end. This would require Israel to stop bombing Lebanon. Zero chance they comply with that willingly. They are either going to sabotage this deal or the whole thing is a setup from the jump.

Good morning from Italy! 🇮🇹 Own photo from this morning A quick conversion with Grok to turn € per liter into $ per gallon: $10.60 Diesel $8.89 Gasoline $11.48 Premium diesel There you go! At these prices, we’ll hit the Stone Age way before Iran does Just saying 🛢️🥂