Drunken Damsel

Oh…it’s about the ballroom!

Good morning☕️

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

@Mr_Husky1 This is the most lovely wedding favor I’ve ever seen and any sane person would be thrilled to take one home! 25 years ago, my friend made all the table cloths for her garden wedding & invited us to take them home. Still have mine!

I made forty-three blankets for my wedding in six days and my fiancé just told me none of the guests will probably keep them because they already have blankets at home. Eight months of planning, ordering yarn in bulk online to save money, every single evening after work crocheting until my fingers went numb, and he drops this bomb during our final walkthrough. “People might just leave them on the chairs, babe.” I wanted to scream. These aren’t just blankets. They’re proof I care. They’re hours of my life I’ll never get back. They’re me trying to make our wedding memorable and meaningful. Now I’m staring at this mountain of teal and navy and green and wondering if I wasted nine months on something people will abandon. Already looking at storage bins online to haul them all back home after the reception. Maybe I’ll sell them in the online store I decided to open after I got a lot of support from other crafters. Maybe I’ll keep them as a reminder that sometimes loving someone means making forty-three blankets they think are pointless. We’re still getting married. I think. Credit - mjcmatthew

@Leoumpierrezs @IndiaTales7 Thank goodness for the brave men who willingly risked their lives against…(checks video)…boobs 🙄

When leaders like Donald Trump 🇺🇸 and Vladimir Putin 🇷🇺 flex their ironclad security, the world takes notes! 😎🛡️ x.com/leandroOnX/sta…

@Charles_Notes @Macys The Macys parade I watched had rap, country, pop, Latin, K-Pop, metal and Broadway performances (not to mention the variety of songs played by the marching bands). What other genre were you hoping for?

@NicMSweeney @Macys Music may be universal, but keep your assumptions out of it. Fans of specific genres are not. The Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade needs to appeal to the majority or it will keep losing audience. It’s that simple.

@Macys whoever was responsible for booking musical acts for Macy's 99th Thanksgiving Parade needs to walk into a pink slip tomorrow morning. From the flubbed ribbon cut to music that alienates & represents <13% of the population. What a disappointment. #MacysThanksgivingParade

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@Naam_kafi_hai Edamame

Name him whatever you last ate 😭

Quick! Drop a gorgeous Vampire... I'll Start:

@broadwaybabyto I am the mother of a young woman with anaphylactic food allergies & as she navigates the dating world, this scenario is one of my worst nightmares.

The “male loneliness epidemic” is largely because men haven’t learned how to behave. Women are fed up. I had an ex who didn’t “believe” my food allergies were severe. He made dinner one night and snuck spices into the food to trap me in a “gotcha”

Drop a Black and White movie! I'll Start:

Which actress has the most irresistibly sexy voice?

Post someone in an apron?

@Thebestfigen Mae

Name suggestions?

@fugustra1 Store bought Halloween costumes

Air conditioning... 😂You?

@buitengebieden Atsuko

What would you name this dog? 😅

@PuppiesIover Cashew

You have to name him the last thing you ate

#1 Political violence is never ok. #2 I am sorry for his kids. That's it. A white boy shot another white boy, causing him to die. Awful. Tragic. Senseless. Not shocked. Not stunned. Apathetic. Mourn, dont mourn, celebrate, it's called free speech and opinions. Charlie was a manufactured, mediocre, white MAGA Christian Male whose words and rhetoric harmed people. He did as he was told, by the talking points who wrote his checks. That's it. For FUCK'S SAKE stop with the bullshit about, "This is WAR. THE LEFT WANTS US DEAD!" No sweetheart, we don't give a damn whether you live or don't. It's really is just that This victim mentality is embarrassing! What would Jesus Do? Die on the cross again to avoid you freaks! Y'all are milk toast Bland. Basic. Alabaster. Unseasoned. No flavor. Forgettable. Now, if you want to call my boss, he can be reached via Zoom workplace. 6-9pm EST.