Nicci

🎙NEW PODCAST ALERT🎙 Dating in 2020 is HARD. Dating as a fat woman in 2020 is HARDER. That’s why my friend Alex & I decided to start a podcast about it called Swipe Fat!! Now available on @ApplePodcasts & @spotifypodcasts ✨#swipefatfriday

is this thing still on?

My podcast partner & I were recruited for a virtual dating show. Wanna apply? bit.ly/3pRd9vv

@dixieboy1028 We have a stay at home advisory

I respect an @Uber drivers hustle when they play their own music. BUT HOW MANY TIMES AM I SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO HIS COVER OF BEAUTIFUL SOUL?!? Currently on listen number 4.

@MiguelFracaso @SecondCityCop @CPD1617Scanner

@raysfan2012 Good thing I don’t live in Florida.

@NicciOffAir The timing is not on your side

I switched from producing radio to producing patios.

In Chicago, socially distancing & wearing my mask.

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Everyone said the last few winters were mild. I thought they were lying. They weren’t. I officially live in #Chiberia 🌬🥶 #polarvortex

I’m really good with babies.

@MattLostRanger @babygandolfini @GeoOnAir Also, fuck polk county.

@babygandolfini @NicciOffAir @GeoOnAir For someone who lives in Polk County you sure don’t have a strong understanding of our customs. Get out, hippy!

F’ing Goons #DGLBestOf #NeverForget @NicciOffAir @GeoOnAir ☮️💟😝

@babygandolfini @MattLostRanger @GeoOnAir It’s too cold to smoke here.

Fuck all of you casseroles

Riding around the city with my new boo 😘

@GalvinSeriously I just yelled, asked them to do that and then they gave it back

@NicciOffAir Why did you give it up? Should’ve had them call the police.

Welp. Guess it’s time to officially become an Illinois resident and get a DL here because a bar just took my Florida one because it was “fake.” How am I supposed to drink tonight?! 😭

@jaydedonovan @Uber I really need to harness my inner Jayde and start saying no!

You know what cool? When an @Uber driver asks if it’s okay if he drops you 6 houses down from your apartment at 2am.