Two priests, one Ferrari

@LearnThe88s @RealJamesWoods You DO know that "gone" means she's lost her congressional seat, not her life, right? Or are those one in the same to you lefties?

She’s gone, too.

@ShamsCharania @sunsgeek Imagine sucking at your job so badly the company is willing to pay you $40M to NOT do it anymore.

Kidd had four years and well over $40 million left on his Mavericks contract, sources said. Ujiri and Mavericks owner Patrick Dumont reached the decision this week to move on.

@Espo Suns fans are required to hate all Texas basketball teams in perpetuity. Full stop.

Does this mean I have to hand in my Suns fan card?!?

@RealJamesWoods What? The hell you say…

Since you’ll now never hear about this again, just know it’s ALWAYS the same story…

Hey @JrzyJoePiscopo here’s the gun Danny Vermin REALLY would have wanted! 🤣taurususa.com/product/revolv…

@BuzzPatterson Pretty good video of the accident, why’d it take so long for it to surface?

Newly-released video of the UPS MD-11 taking off last November. They had an engine separate right at rotation. Those guys had absolutely no chance.

@ProfMJCleveland This is one of those cases where I can’t determine if it’s actual news or The Babylon Bee since they intersect from time to time thanks to the lunacy of the Left.

BREAKING — Ketanji Brown Jackson argues SCOTUS conservatives should be disqualified from redistricting cases: “They’re just not good geographists like me.”

@JasmineForUS You’re still here? Shouldn’t you be tidying up your resumé?

Please explain to me how MAGA justifies: A president trading stocks on things he’s controlling? A war that congress never authorized & costs us over a billion a day while our gas prices surge & jobs numbers are down? A pay day for insurrectionists? Please reply👇🏾

@alphafox Now consider most of that are dead skin cells.

Never understood how computers can get this nasty inside: 😧

@Abby95493081 @EDSecMcMahon @HarmeetKDhillon It’s “rein in,” like horse reins.

@EDSecMcMahon @HarmeetKDhillon Now reign in the k-12 public school bond market. It is totally corrupt and out of control. Completely unchecked!

The Trump Administration is ending the era of runaway tuition hikes fueled by unchecked borrowing access. Schools had no incentive to control costs and students, families, and taxpayers got stuck with the bill. We put a stop to it.

@HumansNoContext Cute, but it’s far brighter outside than inside; he can’t see anything in that window except his reflection.

A lion may lose its teeth, but never its hunger

@TrumpGirlLove And yet somehow it’s everyone ELSE’S responsibility to “watch for motorcycles.”

Yamaha R6 VS Cops!

@BuzzPatterson Uh…

My former and last jet at Delta. The 737-900 flying through the sun. Goodnight, friends!

@Tablesalt13 Or just use incognito mode.

Wow this is insane if you book a flight from a LIBRARY you can fool the surveillance pricing AI

@GulfWestGhost @Layemie001 Bravo! AI done right.

@Layemie001 👏🏻 Well Done 😩

How to get a car out of trouble when both rear wheels are stuck without asking for help. Every driver must see this!

@614clinton @ChatByCC Why’d you need to tie up the tail after you’d finished milking her? 🤣

This morning I was outside milking one of our cows. As soon as I got the bucket full the cow kicked it over with her left foot, so I tied it to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again, and she kicked it over with her right foot, so I tied that foot as well. As soon as I finished milking her again, she knocked the bucket over with her tail. Out of rope, I took off my belt and tied up her tail. As I was tying up her tail my pants fell down, and that's when my wife walked in. I'm telling you because I couldn't really explain it to her. 🙄

@ChatByCC These medications eat muscle if you don't consume a lot of protein AND engage in serious resistance training while taking them. Sure, you lose fat and it does help with liver function to some degree - at least with Tirzepatide, anyway - but you lose a ton of muscle tone.

Is Ozempic is creating Anorexia?

@XFreeze Mr. Beast doesn't fly commercial, so he doesn't concern himself with Starlink, let alone layovers.

MrBeast just gave one of the strongest endorsements possible for Starlink: “I will only book flights exclusively on planes with Starlink. I don’t care if it means an extra layover - I’ll sit in the back of the plane if it gives me Starlink.” He says Starlink has become the backbone of his global productions and travels because it works in places where traditional internet simply doesn’t exist: • Filming in Antarctica - one of the only reliable ways to stay connected • Building wells deep in rural Africa with full internet access hours away from cities • Driving through remote villages and open fields with a Starlink dish mounted on the vehicle while maintaining signal the entire time He described it as: “Starlink is literally magic. It makes no sense.” Now people are actively choosing flights based on whether the plane has Starlink onboard

@CNviolations Is that a Bricklin?

Insurance: "You hit what?!"

@Will_W_Welker @JoshWalkos At what price point would you have told the hospital, “Forget it, that’s too much,” and allowed your child to die? Not to mention that while you’re there, you have ZERO clue how much you’re being charged.

@JoshWalkos Obviously we want to save every life possible but at what point do we choose death over debt bondage?

This guy is calling a hospital on behalf of a new mom who was charged $1,847,392 because her baby was premature and needed to stay alive long enough to come home. The itemized charges are dystopian. $37,464 for heel sticks on a premature infant, $58 every time a mother held her own baby skin-to-skin in the NICU, $312 for discharge teaching on how to sponge bathe a preemie and $27,590 for phototherapy lights. That’s before even getting into the NICU bed charges. Our medical system is one of the most corrupt, exploitative and evil rackets in the world.