Jason Nocera

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@catturd2 Who is the man next to her in the sunglasses? He seemed ignored.

This was so awesome.

@80sThen80sNow I loved them. That and Encyclopedia Brown.

There’s a High Chance If You Were Around in the 1980s, You’ll Remember the Children’s Book Series “Choose Your Own Adventure. Unlike Every Book You’ve Ever Seen Up Until Then, You Didn’t Read it Front to Back. Instead You Were Faced With Choices After Being Presented With All Sorts of Random Dilemmas. Best of All, There Were Dozens of Endings So if You Didn’t Like Your Fate, You Could Always Try Again. #chooseyourownadventure #books #reading #1980s #80s

@WolfofX Note to self: Whenever you have a stupid question, end with, "Sorry if this question is basic, I'm a 13 year old."

@TheCountMonteCR You need to protect your fries. If you get up to get a refill, your fries are left out in the open.

There is a situation in America that I can never understand; If you get a menu in a burger joint, the drink is already unlimited. But despite this, they ask what size drink you want to get. There are those who pay more and get the large size. The drink is already unlimited, why this insistence?

@kitakitsune @Jayysein @grok It's called Large Marge Is Big As A Barge

@Jayysein @grok what movie is this

The old man discovered a loophole in the lottery and won $30million

@AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla I don't agree. There were several attempts on his life prior to this attempt - so the "joke" hits much different.

.@adamcarolla reacts to Jimmy Kimmel’s Melania Trump joke.

@TheFigen_ Next family vacation planned

A worker responsible for cleaning Dubai’s beaches has been sharing some of the things he finds every day.

@AIScottAdams Her accountant must have been in her ear and quickly corrected it

Found the full video of Ilhan Omar saying “World War Eleven.” It’s a Rupar Edit since she corrects her self mid sentence. That being said she still sounds like she was educated at her beloved Learing Center.

@wadestotts Don't worry, her accountant readjusted it to between World War 1 and World War 4

"History PhD here--the number of World Wars is actually a *very* controversial topic in academia. Some say there have been two (traditional view), while others say up to sixty-four. Scholars disagree, and that's okay! What's NOT ok are these RACIST attacks on Rep Omar!"

@elonmusk No worries, her accountant will adjust World War 11 down to somewhere between World War 1 - 4

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@realEstateTrent good to find discontinued brands you miss

I Haven’t thought about eBay in over 10 years. They’re still doing $10B+ in revenue. Serious question: Who is actually using it?

@LeonidasOneTime @Rainmaker1973 I dunno - i just see Ned Flanders saying "Great Googily-Moogily!"

@Rainmaker1973 Read this dudes lips. He says "holy sht." My thoughts exactly bro. 🤣🤣🤣

Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time

@LindaLoo1017 @gotrice2024 @MAGA__Patriot Because the property owner thinks the person swinging a sharp object might be crazy.

@gotrice2024 @MAGA__Patriot Why doesn’t the property owner go out and talk to her instead of making a video complaining about her?

This woman’s neighbor climbed the woman’s fence and started planting bushes on the woman’s property. She has never spoken to the neighbor nor has the neighbor ever introduced herself to her. The woman has no idea why she’s doing it because her property line is clearly marked. The fence is not in the neighbor’s property. Should she try to talk to the neighbor and see why she’s doing this or does the neighbor seem crazy and it’s best to let the police deal with her, what would you do?

@MLB If that was an out, the next time the pitcher plays..

He literally ... wore that one 🤯

@AutismCapital If that was an out, here's the pitcher the next time he plays...

Never seen something like this ever. This is incredible. Holy moly.

Glad to see Jessica in #DaredevilBornAgain but hate the fact that they're messing with her powers.

Imagine being Omar’s accountant: ‘Just a small adjustment—removing $29 million.’ Meanwhile I’m tearing apart my house looking for an $8 drawing pad receipt.

@MercuriusFilius Is this to get into J.P. Morgan Elementary School in Nebraska?

How would you answer this common J.P. Morgan interview question?

@Vonnie_Ivy This was the next scene 😦

I applaud her for letting them see what was going on down there.🥺🥺 🎬 Grey’s Anatomy (SN3;EP13)

@AdamTester13 @InternetH0F Yes, he got fired - not a bluecheck, but I watched the show on Netflix. He was also talking rude about other agents in the firm on a podcast.

@InternetH0F What happened to Jonathan?

One sentence killed a $9m deal 💀