Nick

@AntoVoidance @EmbracingTara

@NicholasARamos @EmbracingTara it's nearly always due to a man's insistence and it leaves a generation of women with lifelong health problems so yeah. Being against it is obvious.

Anal is a low class, desperate, male-centered peasant activity performed to please closeted gay men with porn addictions. No respectable woman would ever participate in such a vile kink.

@screentime Aka - I don’t have shit to stand on in court and I’ll look like a dumbass

Alan Ritchson's neighbor says he dropped charges against Ritchson because he has zero interest in going to court "I was only interested in the safety of my neighborhood because he was racing through the neighborhood." via TMZ

@VladTheInflator He likes to sign his shit before he flushes

What a fucking joke

@MzUnthinkable13 What the hell am I reading

Yall why I wake up this morning and found some sht in my bed this man REALLY left sht in my bed and didn’t think to clean it up or nothing 😭😭😭😭 I’m sick to my stomach! Stg!

@DramaAlert I remember my first beer

Clavicular UNLOADS on a gator in the Florida, Everglades.

@MurfsHello I can smell it from here

Fuck my life bro

@SenWarren Remember - this is always the justification and we’re always in more debt Government just thinks of new ways to take your money. Today for them, tomorrow for you.

Today, I'm introducing my wealth tax — and more than 50 members of Congress are joining me. It’s time for the government to start working for American families, not just the ultra-rich.

@SenWarren Wow congress is legitimately retarded

@GAFollowers Yep just make sure you buy a steering wheel lock

Atlantic Station was ranked #1 by Niche as the best place to live in the U.S. It is a walkable, mixed-use neighborhood with shops, restaurants, parks, and apartments, though living costs are higher and opinions among locals are mixed.

@YourAnonNews Bars suck now. Everyone’s too nervous to talk/dance to or they’re just trying their hardest to get laid - major cringe vibes. Throw in $9 beers and it’s not exactly rocket science why people aren’t lining up to have such an experience.

Because no one can afford to go out and hang out at a bar because the economy is shit.

@Cobratate @anishmoonka Second this

@anishmoonka Gay

You’re 35. Someone raises their voice and suddenly you’re 7 years old again, sitting at the kitchen table, trying to disappear. Your brain is literally reverting to the age you were when the original wound happened. Neuroscientist Joseph LeDoux at NYU found that your brain has a fear shortcut. Sensory information hits your amygdala (the brain’s alarm system) before it ever reaches the part that thinks logically. The alarm fires in about 12 milliseconds. Rational thought takes over 250. In someone carrying old trauma, the alarm wins every time. Your body reacts before your mind even knows what happened. Bessel van der Kolk’s team put trauma survivors in brain scanners and watched what happens during a flashback. Three things go wrong at once. The amygdala floods the body with stress hormones, preparing you to fight or run. The prefrontal cortex, the part of your brain that says “calm down, you’re safe, this is 2026,” goes quiet. And Broca’s area, the region that lets you put thoughts into words, shuts off entirely. Van der Kolk compared it to having a stroke. Trauma survivors sitting frozen and silent in emergency rooms aren’t choosing not to speak. The brain region for language has gone offline. The missing piece is the hippocampus. It’s the part of your brain that tags memories with a time and place, filing them as “this happened years ago.” Chronic stress hormones physically shrink it. MRI scans of PTSD patients consistently show this. When your hippocampus can’t do its job, your brain stops distinguishing a 20-year-old memory from something happening right now. That’s why a slamming door in 2026 can put you right back in a room from 1998. Your brain genuinely cannot tell the difference. The CDC ran the largest study on childhood trauma ever done. 64% of American adults report at least one adverse childhood experience. Those who had four or more were 12 times more likely to attempt suicide, develop depression, or struggle with addiction. The annual cost: $14.1 trillion. The good news: this isn’t always permanent. A study of PTSD patients found that after treatment, the hippocampus grew back by 4.6%. The part of the brain that files memories as “the past” can be rebuilt.

@AlBuffalo2nite Nah. The entire countries data has been leaked since the government decided we have to provide our ID to fart in public

Am I the only one who’s getting phone calls about an underwriting a loan that I never applied for?

@KevinEvanonX 1. You’re the one who took a picture of two shirtless men and then posted about it 2. They might actually be gay, so now what 🤔

“Dude let’s go for a run shirtless next to the freshman dorms maybe we will get some butt” #fhags

@rareblurs You were young and stupid Nick Young and stupid there’s nothing you can do now

me when i get flashbacks from the corny shit i did

@milli_cent_ BBLs are a leading indicator of crippling insecurity/mental retardation No way these chicks look in the mirror and go “gurrrrl I loook guuuuuhhd”

yall have poor standards. men literally demand bbl figure from yall, but this, this is…it for them? pls bro should hit the stairmaster and a cleaner diet.

@contractorkeith The average homeowner

Do people really buy homes NOT knowing how mortgage amortization works now?

@VigilantFox He runs a podcast and talks to people get a fucking life

Sam Harris says his “friend” Joe Rogan has had a “f*cking awful” influence on society. “It’s unignorable at this point.” Harris says he’s reached out to Rogan privately about his “truly terrible” effect on culture, but Joe hasn’t responded. “I’ve tried to reach out to him privately, and he hasn’t responded. But I felt the need to say things about him publicly that I’m very uncomfortable saying about a friend.”

@thedimitri They spend 100% of their lives online

Why are zoomers so afraid of sex

@DailyLoud What’s that saying again about stupid games

BREAKING: 22-year-old spring breaker who was filmed twerking on top of a Jeep going 75 mph in Port Aransas has now sadly passed away.