Nicholas Chaya

Wish more cats had the short legs...

Ban Morrissey Albums

Morrissey is sixty

Three worded tweets

still have wasps

I've got wasps

Is Papa Roach just one guy

Going to see KoЯn tonight

Human feet slapping concrete/asphalt is in the top 10 scary sounds at night

I want to revive cowboy culture.

thinking about buying 1,500 ladybugs to infest my home with...

I could really use an ancient slumber

It's that time of year when I start stressing about pants

Love it when people get saved

@NeonAntagonist There's no other option for me now

@NicholasChaya You just have to commit

I usually regret buying packaged hot dogs

You never think about cheese as having the property of wetness. Sure, there is liquid cheese, but that's not wet.

@CalebHatesGames Love this pic even tho I don't understand it 😍😘😗😙😚

My favorite part about football is the punt

It's midnight and somebody is blasting Freebird really loud down the road from me and I'm trying to sleep ffs