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DOROHEDORO DAY 😻🥟😻🥟😻🥟😻🥟😻

hit the pen and now my brain keeps saying “it’s cause you’re always on that damn marmalade” on loop and it won’t stop

WARNING: this machine TOTALLY doesnt have any moving parts. Stick your hand in. oh my god you’re soo lame it wont mangle you. On everything. Stick your hand into the gears it WONT start and stop randomly.

There’s nirnroot near me

asexual people should be allowed to punch people in the mouth

I believe every coke freestyle machine is really a mechanical turk. and yeah, I vote

Theresa and Amiya #arknights

it would probably feel good as fuck to be atomized by a beam rifle

u wouldn't download a crab..

A Pacific wren surfing on a leaf

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back

in the corner straight up “losin it" and by “it” , haha, well lets just say... My religion

when they turn away from you in their sleep that’s abandonment

The kid next door (toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher-Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, "Oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!" And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you've ever heard. Just very clearly an attempt at saying, "My what?" He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

please get off of my watermelon dude