Nicholas Kusnir

If he doesn't own the Shrek soundtrack, he's wasting your time.

@VirginAtlantic, Virgin messed up my booking, took months to fix, forgot to issue a refund, then finally sent it out (50+ hours of me making calls and being on hold). I was told I would get an email with some sort of gesture from Virgin to make up for the issue, but never got it.

@M_Chasin The weirder part is that he was even attracted to her personality 😂

@M_Chasin Yes! That was my first thought when I saw them!!

Appreciation post for my dog. 16 years old and still my baby.

Found another drunken gem with @jarpad

When you accidentally open your front camera

Can I sue my parents because they gave me the ugly genes?

Is Jason Bateman hot or is quarantine getting to me?

*goes for one walk* Yeah, I guess you could say that fitness is kind of my lifestyle 💁🏻‍♂️💅🏻

@macleanbrendan I thought I was special :(

Quarantine Juice Cleanse: 1. Alcohol 2. Repeat

Ughhh, I haven’t gone to the gym in 26 years and now they’re shutting down?? Outrage!!

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Surprise kitty kisses!

Me reading Harry Potter when I was 14: lol, that’s so unrealistic, there’s no way the Ministry of Magic can be so corrupt like that. Me seeing the American Justice System at work: Ohhhhhh

If your aunt doesn’t comment your Facebook pics to call you pretty, then you’re ugly. Sorry 🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s really nice to see that CVS is doing their part for the environment. Today, my receipt was only 11 feet long :)

Kids are so fun on holidays when they’re not your own and you just use them to take cute photos with ☺️

My Christmas angel 😭😭

The most shocking part of this thing is that Trump was able to write a whole 6 page letter. #ImpeachmentDay