KnickBo

New Jersey is under attack by demons

Your first date is a Knicks game at MSG and shorty pulls up wearing this jersey...whats your next move? #NewYorkForever

zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.

me: one creativity trick is always having a side project. often this side project becomes your best work, because it develops without the pressure the main project has my wife: yeah that makes sense me, about to introduce my secret other family: (wow this is going really well)

breathtakingly prehistoric physiognomy. an forgotten hominid ancestor terrified of fire. it’s a crime this fine specimen is in a suit. he should be adorned in handsome pelts of cheetah, mammoth, boar…

Dad thinks he knows ball 😭

Every white dad seeing Cooper DeJean’s Pick-6

POV you work at a bar in Philadelphia rn

Kanye is deprived of fingers in the booty because when Amber Rose was tingling that prostate we got 808’s, watch the throne and beautiful dark twisted fantasy….. Bianca is not doing her job

It approached the dog with polite and calmed it down.

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@vldmihalache @Globalstats11 @PicturesFoIder I think they mean normal access from a distance standpoint. Like how some farmers live far away from churches and can’t go often. At least that’s how I interpreted it.

@Globalstats11 @PicturesFoIder Normal access? In Romania everybody has access to any church (orthodox that is) they wish. I am still confused

They could not believe their eyes

freaky ass nigga studying for a PhD in goonology