Nick Detroit 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@joannaccherry Described both Westminster and Holyrood Perfectly, fixed for both of you Gaelic lads

It is easy to make a promise. Much harder to keep it. Sturgeon governed by press release but had no idea how to deliver. My forthcoming book analyses the damage she’s done to Scotland, the SNP & the independence movement & what might be done to put things right. Link below 1/2

@Bell_O_The_Brae @joannaccherry There is no such thing as a competent Government, yet the SNP believe they are Competent, FFS

@NickDetroit2 @joannaccherry When was the last *competent* govt elected in a British GE ? Take your time !

@theSNP Happy Easter

Wishing everyone celebrating Eid al-Fitr a joyful and peaceful time.

@benonwine No, i would rather hack my boabby aff with rusty and blunt hacksaw, that would be funnier

Will you be watching Comic Relief Tonight?

@GBNEWS Thats what happens when you put the tea lady in charge of finance, and a country's finance at that

BREAKING NEWS: UK borrowing costs jump to 'second highest on record' as Rachel Reeves faces 'challenging environment' gbnews.com/money/economy-…

@UKLabour The Feckless and unemployed shaggers charter, thats what you have created

This Labour Government has lifted the two child limit because every child the best start in life.

@heraldscotland Fuck right off you horrible narcissistic boot.

An emotional Nicola Sturgeon makes her final contribution in Holyrood. The former FM is stepping away after 27 years. "For the sake of the children who rely on us to look after them ... to those who will occupy these benches in a few weeks time, keep the promise."

@JohnSwinney Honest John, you have nothing, P45 coming at you lad!

When I said some Reform supporters are racist, this is what I had in mind. I will always stand against those who try to divide us with hate. 👇

@RosieM1276203 The political elite have had their day in the sun, no going back to face nappies, lock down etc

It’s all kicking off again. Hopefully people will see through the fear porn this time.

@Ed_Miliband Imbecile!

5 things we’re doing to help tackle the cost of living 👇

What’s your Response to Sadiq Khan?

@ToonDazza @comicrelief Red nose day can be shoved up Lenny Henry's arse.

@comicrelief 'Red Nose Day' is tomorrow evening - personally id rather dip my nuts in boiling hot fat than watch that woke illegal immigrant supporting bollocks. Anyone else boycotting it?

@ScotGovFM @JohnSwinney Anas Sarwar nailed you and your lies today. People died as a result of your, Sturgeon and others decision to open an unsafe hospital

As the holy month of Ramadan comes to an end, First Minister @JohnSwinney has sent his best wishes to everyone celebrating Eid al Fitr.

@murdo_fraser @JohnSwinney @ScotParl Swinney could not run a primary school tuck shop

In the latest humiliation for @JohnSwinney ill-thought-through gimmick of supposedly granting a public holiday in June for the World Cup, @ScotParl has just announced that its staff won’t be getting it. A cheap headline that has badly backfired.

Last year, the future of British Steel was on the line. Scunthorpe’s steel furnaces were hours away from shutting down. I couldn’t let thousands of people lose their jobs. So we saved British Steel. Time and again, people want to write off Britain’s workers. The Tories did it again and again. My Labour government will never leave workers behind. We’re investing in British steelmaking across our country – so we can make more of our own steel here at home.

@benonwine Definitely Not.

Yes or No?

@Sweettalkin53 @Keir_Starmer He looks Gay if you ask me, maybe we will learn more when the Ukranian rent boys appear in court.

Starmers face today when he is called out for not answering fucking questions. When is Mr Speaker going to start doing his bloody job? Linsay Hoyle is as much use as a chocolate fireguard. @Keir_Starmer

@ArchRose90 That is some beak!

Sadiq Khan has a pattern of stoking division and then playing the victim when people notice. He is the most divisive politician in Britain.