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@Nigel_Farage Smash the gangs? Starmer's so impotent I bet he can't even smash his wife

Starmer told us he would smash the gangs. Here is a trafficker clearly displaying their telephone number on social media today.

@DRebollarEm youtu.be/mLvAGjhDssc?si… Replying to you made me YouTube him again. That's the first one that came up. Not the best I've heard from him (kujo, animal flow, etc) but still enough to show his magnificence

@DRebollarEm Good to know!! You heard the leaks? Also, listen to Ren. Not heard much of him but incredibly talented

@DRebollarEm you still alive?

@watcher_57 @GBNEWS Things just ain't the same for gangstas Times is changin', young niggas is agin' Becoming OGs in the game and changin' To make way for these new names and faces

@GBNEWS When you start to pay NI it's the start of a contract, what gives any of you the right to break or change that contract without consulting.

'People ought to take some responsibility for their own lives!' Jacob Rees-Mogg argues WASPI women 'had twenty years' to prepare for State pension changes.

@RevDrPaulC you're right: Father Christmas isn't real. But you also need to grow up and realise that neither is God.

@gierrofo @fesshole Port isn't a spirit. Fortified wine

@fesshole Spirits are a thing. You can pretend to be cultured and refined as you sip your port.

I can't even finish two pints. I just don't have room for more than that much liquid inside me. I get half way down the second and stop drinking when my mates are onto their third. Increasingly, I fake calls away from the pub so I'm not there sober when they're shitfaced.

@TahirAliMP Allah doesn't exist. Just saying

During PMQs today, I asked the Prime Minister to introduce measures to prohibit desecration of religious texts and targeted vilification of all the prophets of the Abrahamic faiths. As November marks Islamophobia Awareness Month, it is vital the Government takes clear and measurable steps to prevent acts that fuel hatred in society.

@PGtips Been a loyal customer for 20+ years but recently bought a bag of tea bags and most are badly cut and open, loose tea everywhere, unusable. The ones that appear ok often open up in the cup, so have to remake it. Terrible product.

@McDonaldsUK missing items yet again and no answer on the phone

@alanshearer Mr Shearer, what about you send me a voice note wishing my brother David a happy 40th birthday, and I'll donate to a charity of your choice? Big rovers fan so you were his childhood idol and I'd like to give him something special

@twix the advert with the bears... Very good.

@Harley_Bird_09 Miss Bird, My daughter is a big fan but doesn't like brushing her teeth. I'm thinking a voice recorder box in a Peppa soft toy instructing her to. Any chance you could help?

That serves 4?

@Mustafa_Effendy @Keir_Starmer I agree with the first paragraph. But Allah doesn't exist

As Ramadan begins, sending my best wishes to Muslims in the UK and around the world. You make a tremendous contribution to our nation. At this time of prayer, reflection and charitable giving, I thank you and wish you the very best for this month. Ramadan Mubarak.

@RealDMitchell would love a sequel to Unruly, to include everyone post-Tudor. Is this a possibility?

@amyfentonjourno I thought CBT was Coke Before Travelling?? Regardless, although you can't pass or fail because it's not a test, you can be denied a certificate until you're competent. So yes, you can effectively fail. And those things in the road on bridges are expansion joints