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Nick Larson

@NickLarson85

Comedian/Photographer/Podcaster/Father/Fiance Instagram: @NickLarsonPhotography @NickLarsonComedy @JMOpodcast @SecretMinorities

Stockton, Ca Katılım Aralık 2011
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Punch Line Sacramento
Punch Line Sacramento@PunchLineSac·
Highlights from Jordan Jensen’s shows ✨ Check out what what we’ve got coming up this week 👇 🎤 David Nihill: 3/19 & 3/20 🎤 Dressed to Kill: 3/20 🎤 Moses Storm: 3/21-23 🎤 Comedy Allstars: 3/22 🎤 Roast Battle Bay Area: 3/24 🎤 @tmurph: 3/24 📸 by @NickLarson85
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I consider myself a seasoned comic because the longer I do this the saltier I get
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Friends would've been even more popular if they changed the show's name to Rachel's Nipples
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Not everyone who wears a band-aid is crazy, but every crazy person is wearing a band-aid.
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Nick Larson@NickLarson85·
To be fair #KattWilliams never said what kind of books he was reading to get to 3,000
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My step-dad passed away when I was 16, and I've never met my biological father. If I had a 90s alternative band, it would be called Two Dads Down.
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The Chapel
The Chapel@TheChapelSF·
Join us TONIGHT (Sun. 12/17) for a night of laughs with Dean Delray + Shannon Murphy + Nick Larson! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/y97rd47z
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The worst part of working out is how you turn into a gawdamn fart factory. I'm up 200%. If my intestines were stocks, I'd be rich... Rich with farts.
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My new favorite thing: Watching ex cholos continue their prison workout routine at an actual gym. Fast paced with zero proper form 💪😎
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You bought your 1 year old a rifle for his birthday? MFer that's for YOU! Just be honest, ya weirdo. Now, excuse me while I go gift wrap my baby's Playstation 5...
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When my tall friends come in for a hug, I don't stand on my toes, I let them come down to my level... Actually, I get even lower. Try it next time, my fellow short kings. It's such a power move
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New study links nose picking to increased risk of Dementia. Unrelated question: Does anyone know how to stop picking their nose? Asking for a friend...
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Nick Larson@NickLarson85·
Asshole drivers be like, "Ooh, you got half a car length between you and the car ahead of you? Let me get up in there real quick..."
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Nick Larson@NickLarson85·
I wish I had HALF the confidence of this guy that just walked into the gym with a cherry blossom print shirt, pink shorts and yellow crocs.
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"Let's take an episode of My 600lbs Life and make it even more sad and depressing than it already is. It'll be called The Whale."
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Roseanne's set, on Fox, was like watching a new comic trying to be "edgy." The only funny part was her ridiculous Dukes of Hazard outfit.
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They figured out how to put a Tupac hologram on stage but they still can't figure out how to keep a Bluetooth headset from cutting off when I go into another room.. TECHNOLOGY
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Nick Larson@NickLarson85·
This whole time I thought @paulscheer was playing the character Andrew Tate 🤦‍♂️
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