T. Murph

Appreciate you bro

we Goin to see @tmurph at zanies, i hope they don’t sit me close to the stage ion see bruh lettin this slide 😭🤦🏽‍♂️

When do these kids go back to school? 😩🎄📚 #FacebookParents #ParentingHumor #FamilyProblems #HolidayLife #NewYearLaughs

When do these kids go back to school? Because this Christmas break is killing my food budget 😩🎄📚 #happynewyear #momsofig #dadlife #christmasbreak #winterbreak

Houston… explain the first floor of this mall💵💰😩🤣 this out of my price range! Anyway see yall tonight at @improvhouston 👀 Limited tables available! #Houston #HoustonEvents #HoustonComedy #HoustonNightlife #HoustonTX

Houston… explain the first floor of this mall💵💰😩🤣 this out of my price range! Anyway see yall tonight at @improvhouston 👀 Limited tables available! #Houston #HoustonEvents #HoustonComedy #HoustonNightlife #HoustonTX

If you’ve ever supported me with a follow, a like, a share, or by grabbing a ticket, tap in real quick 🙌🏾 Houston has already shown so much love with over 300 seats sold, and I’m truly thankful 🥹 Yall really changed my life and I don’t take that lightly

If you’ve ever supported me with A FOLLOW, A LIKE, A SHARE, or by grabbing a TICKET, check in real quick 🙌🏾 Houston has already shown up with over 300 seats sold, and I’m beyond thankful 🥹 Yall really changed my life

Why do yall share your location with everybody EXCEPT the person paying the phone bill? 🤔📍 #ParentLife #RaisingKids #MillennialParents #MomLife #DadLife

Why do these kids share their location with everybody? I don’t want all these people knowing where my house is🤨📍 #ParentLife #RaisingKids #MillennialParents #MomLife #DadLife

Comment HOUSTON below and I’ll DM you the link instantly! 🎟️👇🏾 Look at this map... all that red means seats are disappearing fast. We are practically sold out for the show this Sunday at the Improv. Don’t wait until you’re at the door to find out you can’t get in. Secure

We used to open our toys and play ALL day on Christmas 🎅🏾😂 Now I’m buying games just so they can watch a tutorial on how to play… without opening the box. Make it make sense 😩📉 #Christmas2025 #MomLife #DadLife #ChristmasPresents #MerryChristmas

We used to play with our toys on Christmas🎅🏾😂 Now I’m just paying for them to watch a tutorial on a game they own but haven’t opened. Make it make sense yall😩📉 #Christmas2025 #momlife #dadlife #ChristmasPresents #merrychristmas

Don’t let these kids pressure you this Christmas 🎄😂 They already blessed and your wallet needs a break #ChristmasPresents #ParentLife #MomLife #DadLife #HolidayStress

Don’t let these kids stress you over Christmas 🎁😂 You’re doing enough and they already got more than they need #ChristmasPresents #ParentLife #MomLife #DadLife #HolidayStress

I think Jake Paul Effed around and found out 😬😂 All that internet tough guy energy disappear real fast Play stupid games win stupid prizes 🤷🏾‍♂️ Catch me live at the Houston Improv 12/28 link in bio 🙌🏾 #jakepaul #anthonyjoshua #pauljoshua #netlfix #fightnight

Jake Paul look like his mama just grabbed the belt 😂🤦🏾‍♂️ Yall gon learn to stop doing dumb ISH just for attention Catch me at the Houston Improv 12/28 link in bio 🙌🏾 #jakepaul #anthonyjoshua #pauljoshua #netlfix #fightnight

Chicago this “Wind Chill” is outta control. It’s so dry outside the ground needs lotion🥶😩🤣 #chicago #winter #coldair #freezing

Chicago really said “nah” to numbers today 🥶 It’s so cold the degrees didn’t even show up. #ChicagoWeather #ChicagoWinter #ChiTown #WindyCity #ChicagoLife

I remember when you could walk in with $10 and feel rich. #Relatable #FunnyContent #Inflation #EverydayLife #Adulting

When did the Dollar Store stop being a dollar?? I walked in with $5 and confidence… left with one bag and an attitude 😭 Ain’t nothing in here fighting to be a dollar no more. At this point just call it “Regular Store” and stop lying to us. Tell me I’m wrong 👇🏾 Houston