Nick Regan

I’d like to live in a country where a grandma doesn’t have to work as a Door Dash driver to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment

This photo op doesn’t land right now. Everyone’s broke, doordashing, onlyfansing, prediction market gambling, to make ends meet and Trump handing out a $100 tip to an older lady who still has to work is bad optics. Like “Here buy yourself a tank of gas. Good luck. Enjoy the war.”

There's no place quite like @ItsBristolBaby. 🏟️

The kids’ reaction to Tommy’s ace. So good.

And here's a timelapse of @KeeganHall completing the drawing. What an incredible talent

Wouldn’t want to go to war with anyone else💪🧡🍊 @Coach_McNamara

It's gotta suck to be a Trump supporter. You have to pretend your life is getting better while it's getting worse and defend a child murderer pedophile.

In February, the average price of a gallon of regular gas in the United States was $2.91. Now it’s $4.22 . That's what you get when you elect an idiot the president of the United States, allow him to start a war without congressional approval.

This is absolute fucking madness

"I'm living the American dream out here." 🇺🇸 Never change, Cleetus!

Mr. President: I have a better idea. Instead of spending over a trillion dollars on never-ending wars abroad while plunging the working class into poverty here at home, let’s invest in universal childcare, Medicare for All and affordable housing. America first!

‘We can’t invest in America because we’re fighting wars’ is literally the opposite of what he ran on. Biggest scam in modern political history, hands down.

“The only thing better than one Super Bowl is two.” 🔥 JSN already has his eyes set on another Lombardi Trophy 👀

The war just showed up at your doorstep. Every online order. Every gift. Every small business shipment. You’re paying more.

SEAAAAA

@StuartFeiner What’s for dinner?

MARCH MADNESS LUNCH. SECOND TO LAST MEAL BEFORE ITS GOING TO WAR WITH MY DISEASE.

19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

@CFBHome @blloyd8298 This is why I buy the stock. You went back 24 more times

@blloyd8298 Never consistent. When it is good it is hard to beat, but that is rare times 1/25

What is everyone’s obsession with Chipotle? It’s very mediocre at best

A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas & home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.

Which of these reasons was why you voted for Trump? 🔸Gas prices! - are higher than when Trump took office 🔸Drill, Drill, Drill! - There were zero bids for drill leasing in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and Cook Inlet. Fewer rigs are operating than before Trump took office. 🔸Crypto President! - Bitcoin has lost 34% of its value since Trump took office. 🔸Tariffs will create jobs! - Manufacturing has lost 115,000 jobs since Trump took office. There have been over 1.3 million layoffs, and the overall unemployment rate has increased. 🔸Tariffs will make us rich! - Tariffs cost the average US household $1,000 last year. We pay them, not other countries. 🔸DOGE will make us rich! - DOGE hardly cut anything and cost us more than it saved. 🔸No More Wars! - Trump started a war with Iran after invading and deposing Venezuela’s leader. 🔸A Better Economy! - Job creation dropped from over 120,000 each month to 15,000 per month. GDP growth slowed from 2.8% to 2.2%. PCE, the Fed's preferred inflation metric, increased in 2025. 🔸Fix the National Debt! - It increased by $2.2 trillion last year Everything is getting worse.