Nick Mestad

A Boston Dynamics robot trying to fit in with its union coworkers

Podcast i’m listening to ending just as i’m walking into my apartment (clip of jack sparrow stepping off crows nest of sinking ship onto dock)

I got that Gromit in me 😈

Limo is short for limousine and limousine is long for car

16-year-old who successfully talked his way into the strip club

A marionette puppet at a nightclub

The @nycomedyfest shenanigans continue TONIGHT! 😈 7pm ASSSSCAT 9pm Characters Welcome 10:30pm Little Secrets

This is a haunted ventriloquist dummy 🎃

Will I like Megalopolis if I haven’t seen any of the other transformers movies?

One more sip of beer and I’ll be the farthest away from the shire I’ve ever been…

Charlie brat my summer

Simpsons predicted it: my father figure doesn’t mind donuts!

Lucky Charms? You mean Tattoo Cereal?

Found out the new mcdonalds cups aren’t made with lead-based paint so felt the need to post

Opening a Matrix-themed restaurant where there is no spoons

@jonbander Bless you sir

One of those pieces you both laugh and marvel at. God damn he's talented!

Cheating at this casino by secretly not having a wordly attachment to material wealth

I need to get some work done on my laptop. My laptop:

@iamRichieOwens Reboot she does hard time

@NickShoetrees Can he still kiss a woman in her 30s

Reboot of Blank Check where the kid finds someone’s phone with venmo open and venmo’s himself $1,000,000 but it gets denied because it far exceeds the daily transfer amount and he continues living life as a normal kid