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“It’s no one’s birth right to win 11 games.
Maybe Ohio State.”
-@DanWetzel
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It’s not even a discussion as to why Ohio State is the absolute standard in college football.
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If you haven’t been following this, Afroman’s lawyers have also had some incredible moments — including asking if any reasonable person would think that a man wearing a flag suit in court should be taken seriously
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Victory for Afroman over the sheriff's deputies who sued him for defamation and invasion of privacy through false light.
"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant. No plaintiff verdict prevailed. So the matter will be concluded with defense verdicts."
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Judge never should have let this get to a jury, NYT v Sullivan.
This is First Amendment protected speech 101 and important case.
Adams County Sheriff did a violent swat raid on bad info, turned off the cameras, stole money and now wants to weaponize their pig feelings being hurt.
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@AdamSchefter Genuinely one of the worst professional football players I have seen step on a field
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Former Browns first-round pick, OT Jedrick Wills Jr., is signing a one-year deal with the Chicago Bears, per source.
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Dude used PTO for the WBC and pitched 5 shutty before going back to work next Monday. That’s so fucking sick
SportsCenter@SportsCenter
Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, received a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan in WBC 👏
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@MolitorisNick I see this more as Scott Boras telling him he can’t play in a contract year. Skubal saying he wants to be a part of it and this was the compromise
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Respectfully, do not even play. If you're not treating the WBC like real, important baseball games then you shouldn't get to wear the colors.
Talkin' Baseball@TalkinBaseball_
Tarik Skubal is scheduled to throw 55 pitches against Great Britain in the World Baseball Classic and then return back to Detroit Tigers Spring Training, per @BNightengale
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In all seriousness, you could do worse as a symbol for U.S. democracy than the largemouth bass. It can be found in every farm pond, city park, remote lake, sprawling reservoir. It’s pursued by the very rich and very poor. By every color of American. It’s truly the people’s fish.
Tyler Austin Harper@Tyler_A_Harper
I am here for the inexplicable largemouth bass on the Team USA goalie’s helmet. Always be fishmaxxing, even in the Olympics.
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trip hazard for low paid delivery drivers. they should be sued, forced to repave at their own expense and the child jailed
Kevin W.@Brink_Thinker
Parents leaving the path to the entrance of their new home with their son's footprints.
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@YourBoyChim @Dreaded_Truth23 @LakeEffectBro Just to add context. Everyone was open and honest after the game that play sheet fell out of Sanders wrist band and he put it back in upside down.
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@Dreaded_Truth23 @LakeEffectBro Shouldn't have to babysit your starting QB on game day, last time I checked there is other coaches on the staff to handle that. Don't give a fuck about his play calling I thought we were talkin wristbands
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nobody can explain what “treatment” of shedeur occurred beyond wanting him handed the job day 1
Brendan Burba@BdotBurba
Because of the connection Deion has with ATL fans and the city, the fans are skeptical of the Stefanski hire because of the treatment of his son Shedeur. Fixed it
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@jamrock1986 I’m failing to see the issue? Miami fans do constantly talk about that game (I would too if I was a Miami fan). Then said the team he plays for has something for them. Where did he say anything bad about the people, school, or area?
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Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa
feels important
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Somebody find me a brick wall 💥
(🎥: thefanatic4_/tiktok)
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