Nick Theoret

I want the stoned college roommate buster back - wtf is this new buster all about? Eyes are way too clear...

@MyLordBebo Yeah, completely misleading video. Two different parts of assembly. US manufacturing does everything that the China video shows in Body and Paint shop. In the US factories I've been a part of, in some cases, the body shop is entirely dark since there are no humans

🇺🇸 Dodge Detroit Factory vs Tesla Giga Shanghai 🇨🇳 Both American manufacturers … but only one is modern

@CK_991_ Brilliant marketing

@PierrePoilievre As a Canadian business owner that runs a business in the US, I can say that it is impossible to start a business in Canada. Taxes and regulation in Canada is out of control

67% of tech startups launched by Canadians last year are located OUTSIDE Canada—double the share from a decade ago. Carney hands the U.S. our best companies by taxing & regulating away our most heroic inventors, innovators & entrepreneurs. I will bring them and our technology home with free enterprise and massive tax cuts.

@TuckerCarlson Our condolences Tucker.

Obituary for my father. Richard Warner Carlson died at 84 on March 24, 2025 at home in Boca Grande, Florida after six weeks of illness. He refused all painkillers to the end and left this world with dignity and clarity, holding the hands of his children with his dogs at his feet. He was born February 10, 1941 at Massachusetts General Hospital to a 15-year-old Swedish-speaking girl and placed in the Home for Little Wanderers in Boston, where he developed rickets from malnutrition. His legs were bent for the rest of his life. After years in foster homes, he was placed with the Carlson family in Norwood, Mass. His adoptive father, a tannery manager, died when he was 12 and he stopped attending school regularly. At 17, he was jailed for car theft, thrown out of high school for the second time, and enlisted in the U.S. Marine Corps. In 1962, in search of adventure, he drove to California. He spent a year as a merchant seaman on the SS Washington Bear, transporting cargo to ports in the Orient, and then became a reporter. Over the next decade, he was a copy boy at the LA Times, a wire service reporter for UPI and an investigative reporter and anchor for ABC News, covering the upheaval of the period. He knew virtually every compelling figure of the time, including Jim Jones, Patty Hearst, Eric Hoffer, Jerry Garcia, as well as Mafia leaders and members of the Manson Family. In 1965, he was badly injured reporting from the Watts riots in Los Angeles. By 1975, he was married with two small boys, when his wife departed for Europe and didn’t return. He threw himself into raising his boys, whom he often brought with him on reporting trips. At home, he educated them during three-hour dinners on topics that ranged from the French Revolution to Bolshevik Russia, PG Wodehouse, the history of the American Indian and, always, the eternal and unchanging nature of people. He was a free thinker and a compulsive book reader, including at red lights. He left a library of thousands of books, most dog-eared and filled with marginalia. His reading and life experiences convinced him that God is real. He had an outlaw spirit tempered by decency. In 1979, he married the love of his life, Patricia Swanson. They were together for 44 years, all of them happy. She died sixteen months before he did and he mourned her every day. In 1985, he moved to Washington to work for the Reagan Administration. He spent five years as the director of the Voice of America, and then moved to the Seychelles as the US ambassador. In 1992, he became the CEO of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and later ran a division of King World television. The last 25 years of his life were spent in work whose details were never completely clear to his family, but that was clearly interesting. He worked in dozens of countries and breakaway republics around the world, and was involved in countless intrigues. He knew a number of colorful national leaders, including Rafic Hariri of Lebanon, Aslan Abashidze of Adjara, Mobutu Sese Seko of Zaire, and whomever runs Somaliland. He was a fundamentally nonjudgmental person who was impossible to shock, and he described them all with amused affection. He spoke to his sons every day and had lunch with them once a week for thirty years at the Metropolitan Club in Washington, always prefaced by a dice game. Throughout his life he fervently loved dogs. Richard W. Carlson is survived by his sons, Tucker and Buckley, his beloved daughter-in-law Susie, and five grandchildren. He was the toughest human being anyone in his family ever knew, and also the kindest and most loyal. RIP.

Those astronauts are alive tonight because SpaceX prioritized extreme competence over everything else. If you want to have a great country, you have to reward excellence and rein in bureaucracy.

@Brian_Kennedy @GuntherEagleman Love this guy

@GuntherEagleman You cannot negotiate with the left.

🚨HOLY SHIT! Rep. Anna Paulina Luna announced she will be referring ALL FOUR Mayors present today at the Congressional Hearing over to Pam Bondi for criminal prosecution! Hold them accountable! Luna: "You are in direct violation of 8 U.S. Code § 1324." "I’m all going to be criminally referring you to the Department of Justice for investigation, and as soon as I leave here, these will be going over to Pam Bondi."

@readswithravi @elonmusk This has been key to my company's playbook.

“The most common error of a smart engineer is to optimize a thing that should not exist.” — @elonmusk Elon Musk’s 5-Step Algorithm: 1) Question Every Requirement 2) Remove Any Unnecessary Steps 3) Simplify and Optimize 4) Accelerate Cycle Time 5) Automate

@realDonaldTrump 100% best president the US has seen since 1772

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As a proud American company, we're thrilled to continue to make significant investments in the US. Today, we’re announcing a $500 billion commitment to support American innovation, advanced manufacturing, and high tech job creation. apple.com/newsroom/2025/…

The US government currently has ~4.6M active credit cards/accounts, which processed ~90M unique transactions for ~$40B of spend in FY24. DOGE is working w/ the agencies to simplify the program and reduce admin costs - we will report back in 1 week. smartpay.gsa.gov/about/statisti…

@FreddieDredd REPL

tour is a week away i still haven’t finished my setlist what songs do yall wanna see

Argentinian PM Javier Milei: “You can’t give left-wing libtards an inch, otherwise they will kill you.”

@DOGE @DOGE would love to see the RFP ID in Sam.gov for these contracts so we can dig deeper in to the details.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Today, DOGE and 10 agencies made 586 wasteful contracts bid adieu! With a ceiling value of $2.1B and $445M in savings secured, A perfect Valentine’s gift for all taxpayers—well-earned and deserved! Today’s batch includes a $8.2M USDA contract for “environmental compliance services for the implementation of pilot projects developed under the partnership for climate smart commodities”.

Not to be insensitive. But it’s beyond ironic that the Democrat’s witness defending the govt‘s horrific record on finding waste and fraud.. is an actual blind man.

@nettermike This is fucking crazy.

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