Nick

@C__W__G Write to your MP

Who the fuck to I complain to when weather apps tell you there’s zero percent chance of rain and then it fucking belts it down? Sick of it.

Picking things up and putting them down again

@stats_feed Americans

What do you think is the greatest threat to the United States?

You know you need to do Plyometrics But you don’t know how And you feel like you’re failing your athletes by not using them I have a free 12 week Plyo Progression you can run right now To get it: 1 Retweet this 2. Reply “PLYOS” below I’ll DM it Must be following

@pbasilstrength Plyos

@PerrettThomas @ToonHive @dMStewart87 Keen

@ToonHive @dMStewart87 south park party?

Promo for ‘South Park: Joining The Panderverse’. The special event premieres on Paramount+ Friday, October 27. twitter.com/newsmediachart…

@inihelene This makes me mad. As a personal trainer, my job is to help the client reach their goals in a way that works for them, and is ideally an enjoyable experience. That’s it. Not dictate to them or push them toward things I’ve decided they want.

My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas

I got a rubbish thesaurus for Christmas. It’s rubbish.

Birthday eve 🎂

Who has enough room for 184 birds. I’d be furious.

12 partridges in pear trees 22 turtle doves 30 French hens 36 calling birds 42 geese laying eggs 42 swans a-swimming That a fuck load of birds

It’s pretty reckless to give your true love any amount of wild birds tbh

amazing medieval words you should definitely add to your vocabulary, a thread:

@WeirdMedieval @marketeson some bangers here

@20thcenturymarc @SaveMyVideo

The last thing I did before starting work today was put the Imperial March over King Charles' entrance to Westminster Hall and OH MY GOD. SOUND UP.

@C__W__G Looked good against Chavez Jr. hopefully brings that version of himself to this fight.

@NickTuckett I hope not. AS is getting on though but should have more than enough.

Good fight if it actually happens.

@C__W__G Bit like your response times to messages

This is just utterly ridiculous.