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Or lamb? It’s all beautiful and delicious

Wonderful things at The Smithfield in Leeds

Well this is exciting if you remember the Reliance in Leeds?

Dodgy Bobby Jenrick railed against fare dodgers

⚠️ #BrokenNews: US Citizens To Be Armed From Birth? 🇺🇸

Writing some CRACKIN TOPICAL GAGS today for the latest series of Have I Got News For You with a freshly shrunken pocket Larry.

Just imagine if these rags led with headlines like: • OIL GIANTS BANK RECORD PROFITS WHILE BRITAIN FREEZES • SUPERMARKETS RAMP UP PRICES AS EXECUTIVES POCKET MILLIONS • BILLIONAIRES BUY UP HOMES — FAMILIES PRICED OUT • BOSSES CASH IN WHILE WORKERS SKIP MEALS A girl can dream…

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Wish you the best Arsenal ❤️

Insane that @itv still haven’t fixed the sound and it’s been 10+ minutes???? wtf are they doing bruv

St Patrick's Day News Report - #BrokenNews youtu.be/djNp0E3bVfc

The State Department of the United States Of America now works for the Killer In The Kremlin. Here’s their guest. Tommy Robinson is a convicted criminal. He’s been to Russia. He is yet another of Putin’s bitches.

They all knew who Donald Trump was before he was elected. They all know who he is now. This video was deleted from Twitter, you know what to do !!

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Matt Goodwin the GBN presenter standing for Reform UK in the Gorton and Denton byelection, says he wants his “country back”. But @GoodLawProject can reveal that he received a salary of up to €10,000 a month from a far-right pressure group based in Hungary goodlawproject.org/orbans-pay-che…

Reform are panicking about people pointing out that they want to replace the NHS. So please don't share this clip of Nigel Farage saying he'd rather healthcare was done through insurance companies.

@TRobinsonNewEra This is very homoerotic. Love it. Hope ISIS don’t get you before then, Steven babes x

Pls read whole piece. Neither Mandelson or Mosley were asked about Mandelson’s role in fixing Starmer’s visit to Palantir & subsequent £240m deal. It finally made headlines on Weds when a q was asked in Parliament. But honestly, BBC also has qs to answer broligarchy.substack.com/p/peter-thiels…

Since #bbclaurak is trending, let’s remind ourselves that ONE MONTH ago, the BBC invited Mandelson on for a soft-ball interview on her show. While his client, Palantir’s Louis Moseley appeared as a pundit Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’ 1/

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