Nicola Rayner

@mark_slapinski Wow what a vile cunt you are

Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit. Anyone who names their kid after him is an even bigger piece of shit.

@spurscabdanny Nope

Does anyone think that England squad can actually win the world cup 🤣🤣

@SeasickPoshIV @dontforgetchaos

@dontforgetchaos Stick some pants in the fridge. Works for me!!!👌🏻

And so begins the first heatwave. And once again, like every year, I’ll regret the lack of air con in my house.

@SuffolkYids @elonmusk Happy birthday have a great day🎉🥳

Where the fuck are my birthday balloons @elonmusk some things are bigger than your poxy rockets and colonising other planets. Disgusted.

@CoysCvh @Brunte84 @AndrewCKerr 🤣

@Brunte84 @AndrewCKerr Don’t panic Don’t panic

🌡️ Rare UK heatwave hits... and the BBC weather map goes full apocalypse mode again! Left: Old-school forecast, sunny, warm, normal British summer 🌞 Right: Everything's blood red, dramatic shading, panic activated 🫠 Different narrative. They really can't help themselves. 🙄 Enjoy the sunshine guys 😎

@SeasickPoshIV @steonthesea 🤣

Not our usual Thursday night dinner. Was absolutely banging though.

@SussexTottenham Sensitive bunch aint they🤣

Never tweet about Arsenal You’ll be bombarded into oblivion Absolute mental fanbase

@BigusYidus Yea it really worked last time didnt it🙄

If we already wasn't the biggest laughing stock in football, we're about to be 🫣🫣🫣

@MIGHTYSPURZ Oliver, Tierney and Madley yea were fucked

🚨The match officials have been confirmed for the Tottenham v Everton game: • Referee: Michael Oliver • Assistants: Stuart Burt, James Mainwaring • Fourth official: Bobby Madley • VAR: Paul Tierney • Assistant VAR: Mark Scholes The match officials for the West Ham v Leeds game: • Referee: Anthony Taylor • Assistants: Gary Beswick, Adam Nunn • Fourth official: Steve Martin • VAR: John Brooks • Assistant VAR: Dan Robathan #COYS #THFC

@SeasickPoshIV @PaulE2Spurs

@NicolaRayner7 @PaulE2Spurs It's as if an entire fanbase sat down and watched Napoleon Dynamite and thought 'I'll have some of that'😂😂😂

I don’t care that they are champions, I still would never ever want to be one of these cunts. The fucking state of them.

@SeasickPoshIV @PaulE2Spurs Definitely🤣

@NicolaRayner7 @PaulE2Spurs Different breed. 😂😂😂

@RadicalEyesUK @aroundliv 🤣

@aroundliv Alright doll, I’ve got some Vicks vapour rub for that blocked nose ya tart.

@StaceSpurs1975 @JerseySpur5 Looks like it and slippers🤣

@JerseySpur5 Is Saka wearing a denim skirt?

Were this lot sat around and suddenly realised it was rubbish collection day and hadn’t put the bin out so just grabbed any random items of clothing that were lying about before rushing out the door?

Michael Oliver has been appointed as referee for our final home game of the season #Spurs v #Everton Is this a good choice. Time will tell #THFC

@SeasickPoshIV @milburn138 Exactly Levy sprouting "It'll take us to the next level" what level is that dropping down in to the Championship

@NicolaRayner7 @milburn138 Should be the best thing. On the same site and all that. But these wankers will never change. You can't run a successful football club like they do. They've ridden their luck for years because we got lucky with HK, Poch etc and they Spunked it all. They're clueless.

Remember when we had a football club 😫 #THFC

If only Delap had pulled Spences hair...

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