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@DVLAgovuk Just lost a Critical Worker job due to the delays in your service meaning I cant prove my driving entitlement online. Numerous calls, hours on hold with promises to "escalate" it to the right department and nothing. How are you fit for purpose? @Royston_Smith

@HantsPolRoads In no way should this be on the road, but the condition of this car and the driver involved is clearly MH related and you know it! Using this image in a bid to appear relatable to current affairs rather than using it to highlight the everyday effects of MH is a cheap shot HC

Boris Johnson’s car is a dream compared to this one! Driver couldn’t get the hand brake on and rolled back into a parked vehicle. I wonder why?🤔

@UKCopHumour @AndoverPolice @OscarBlaketon Kept this quiet! So proud to have these Officers at my disposal. So hard working and a great team (Sgts a bit grumpy though 😉)

Last night the twitter guru stopped over and saw @AndoverPolice to hand over a little morale bundle to A shift after receiving a dm from @OscarBlaketon - we hope they enjoyed their well deserved goodies and the fight for the hats wasn’t too messy.

@Hantsfedchair @PFEW_HQ I'm Police staff so can't vote, but I'd certainly want this guy in my corner if I could. He visits and talks to us more then our own SMT and he doesn't even need to! Days, nights, even Christmas Day!!!.....and the odd festival too!

@reecegough @IsleOfWightFest @OldMoutCiderUK Joel Domment? I wouldn't have minded so much if he hasn't been there earlier doing the Disco Yoga, so much for a "surprise guest" and to be put in the same league as Ricky Wilson is just insulting

@IsleOfWightFest @OldMoutCiderUK Who was the act in the end?

Last year Ricky Wilson surprised us and graced the Kiwi Camp stage… This year our mystery man is heading from the Jungle Camp to the Old Mout Kiwi Camp, get yourself down to Rockaoke at 2:45pm TODAY to see this year’s guest performer. @oldmoutcideruk

@IsleOfWightFest @OldMoutCiderUK Would have been nice to have an actual singer ... bring back Freddie !!

@Hantsfedchair When you know you're in safe at the @IsleOfWightFest because your colleagues from @HantsPolice are working #lovetheprotectors

@AndoverPolice @HantsPolice @virginpulse Control don't have a chance 😂

@Hantsfedchair Think you need to try and catch the bouquet John 😄

@Andysmarathon You're so funny!

@Andysmarathon After a horrendous day at the office, it's things like this that remind me why we need to do it all over again tomorrow (and proper tears too)

@Andysmarathon @mssocietyuk I'm not crying .. 😭

@Andysmarathon You've got this!

@Andysmarathon @mssocietyuk Yes...... You do seem to be missing something 🤔

@Andysmarathon @running4rights I'll drop the number down to your handset.. .

@Andysmarathon @running4rights Hmmm pink you say 🤔

@Andysmarathon Think your going to need one of these ....

@Andysmarathon Like how you left the link out there !!

@CWOA Can you buy a Fast Track pass to exit the car park ? #WorstRideEver #90minsandcounting

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