𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋

It’s hard to fight the pull of an Aperol Spritz, they look so inviting when you walk past someone sipping one outside a bar in the hot sun like yeah that’d go down nice, I bet it’s like a lovely refreshing glass of Lucozade but then you remember nope, they taste like piss squared

REMEMBER THAT SOME OF THE BEST TIMES OF YOUR LIFE HAVEN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET!

Seeing as Big Brother is coming back, here’s the best moment in the shows history 😂

Me walking back into the kitchen for my 5th snack of the hour

Had the best few weeks surrounded by the best people laughed until my belly’s ached.. only more to come♥️

@tomcrk_ @amielouisemx had a real good time in the boom box

That boom box gaff at the end of beyond 😮‍💨

true friends know they only need to respond to every third or fourth thing i say. i am 80% white noise

@emilyarmiger Can you believe it’s on for 3 hours though 😮‍💨

So excited to go see Elvis at the cinema , haven’t been in years

@Elle_Blomfield @HoughtonSiobha1

No matter how many pairs of socks i buy. They disappear

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

@_aliceMclean “Just try your best to treat yourself as a best friend” x o x o gossip gurlllll

@NicoleDoddd Painful to read

Stop😂😂😂😂😂

@jordanpf Salad boxs are 10/10 anything else rotten

That baguette shop on Kingstown Road opposite the garage is pure crap

Having a child young is actually mad you just have this little best friend that’s just like you in small form that you have to help through life

Lol all u doubted me when I told ya my mum was a Hollywood actress xx

@_HenryMills @sal_metz

Getting a drink spilt on you when ur out has got to be the most annoying thing

Don't forget that everybody who warned long shutdowns, excess money printing, and other governmental 'Covid policies' would batter the economy and lead to inflation was accused of 'being selfish', 'wanting to kill grandma', and 'putting money over human lives'. I remember.

No but I am professor

I have 3 speeds of responding: 26 seconds 3 business days The point where it’s too disrespectful to acknowledge

Just been to Asda and a girl put three jars of honey in the trolley that her (I assume) partner was pushing and he said “fuckin hell calm down Winnie the Pooh” 😂