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Katılım Nisan 2012
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Chris Gordy
Chris Gordy@ChrisGordy·
RIP to the legend Chuck Norris
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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keenbiscuit.@keenbiscuit·
speedy recovery fuwawa 💙 #fwmcpix
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Pino Americano
Pino Americano@PinoAmericano·
RIP Chuck Norris.
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ChunkyMonkey
ChunkyMonkey@Chunkymk01·
Mumei meets Cleopatra Eisenhower Da Vinci The Great The Third Darwin Roosevelt Dicaprio Junior Napoleon Galileo Aristotle Targaryen Nanamu
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戌神ころね🥐本物
戌神ころね🥐本物@inugamikorone·
なななんと… ライアン・ゴズリングさんから ビデオメッセージが届いた!! 嬉しい…🥲 やばすぎる😭😭 📅3/20公開 🎬映画『#プロジェクト・ヘイル・メアリー』 #PR
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Nako 🌙🐈 JP Teacher 🇯🇵 1-on-1 Open!
⳹✨Japanese Quiz✨⳼ Which word means "Warm"?🤔 A:涼しい suzushii B:暖かい atatakai C:寒い samui Reply below w/ your answer! I'll 'Like' it if you're correct✅ 🌸Today is Shunbun no hi (Spring Equinox) A national holiday marking the official start of spring in Japan.
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Henya Noises 📛
Henya Noises 📛@henyanoises·
No texting and driving dayo!!
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H and Mr.H (Open commision)
A fan animation for Mint. Well...uhm... Just Mint being Minto P.s: Uhm..Enjoy the animation :. #Fantography
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Espiritu
Espiritu@OtakuEspiritu·
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Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog@SonicMovie·
The countdown to chaos has begun. 💎 #SonicMovie4 - only in theatres March 19, 2027.
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Old Internet
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나는나비
나는나비@iamnabins·
What to do if an accident happens on a train
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